Barrel of Laughs

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

  " Ah I see so you do enjoy pain but only during sexual contact. To be honest pains not that bad once you get used to it I’ll be honest, pain used to hurt very much for me but thanks to repeated experimentation I’ve gotten quite used to pain and actually began to enjoy it more and more.“ Shiroba shrugged a little ” Ah I don’t worry about infections it’s rather hard for me to catch any.“

Shiroba watched as the man stepped forward to poke at the markings on his arm and chuckled at what he assumed was a compliment ” Aw how sweet of you to say, thank you ~ As for it not being normal, you’re right I’m not normal but then again who really is normal?“

Shiroba looked to the mans face and listened before smiling ” Ah, fire I’ve never attempted to play with fire before in my life. Tell me is it fun to play with?“ he asked looking to the burn on his face ” Mhh doesn’t look so bad, makes you unique.“

“When it’s in a sexual sense, it’s a controlled set of circumstances. Random injuries are a pain in the ass with my living style. If I could live outside of the woods without being harassed if I was seen shifting I might have a different view on pain.” He shrugged. “Sadly I have to worry a lot about infections. They fucking suck.”

“I suppose normality is just a flimsy construct people foolishly try to adhere to for fear of social rejection, and almost everyone has their own oddities about them, but some things are a bit further off than others.”

“Fire is so fun to play with. I find it fascinating. It can give life by way of heat, and machines and cooking, but if you arent careful with it it can easily consume all around it and reduce life to ashes. No matter how many times the flames bite me I still wish to play with it.” Cyrille raised an eyebrow at the comment. “Well thanks.”

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

“ Hahaha well dear when i see a vampire with my own eyes i’ll believe you.” he said with a smile “ Ah now why would you tend to your wound? isn’t it more fun to enjoy the pain it causes? hm then again you’re not like me i suppose, you can’t handle the pain like i can.” he smiled chuckling a little.

“ Aaaww don’t be so mean now i can’t help being born like this, besides i’m not entirely white.” he said before pulling the red sleve from his hand to show black markings “ I have some coloring just not the kind people expect.” he said and smiled once more watching as the other shape shifted into a man, then again he was always smiling unless upset “ Aaw now don’t be so harsh on yourself, you can’t help looking like this.” he chuckled

“I dont mind certain kinds of pain, but only with certain contexts and places. If it’s in a sexual sense I dont mind too much, but if it’s a wound from an accident or an attack I prefer to tend to it. Infections can be fatal, especially since I live far away from doctors. Plus having open wounds can attract wolves or bears or other predators.”

He was a bit shocked to see the dark markings and moved a bit closer, poking one slightly. “That’s certainly different. Kinda pretty but seriously not normal.” He shrugged slightly, touching the burn on his face. “This is what happens when you play with fire children. Still even if it burns I cant help but play with it. It’s so pretty but so destructive.”

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

“ How would you know? Movies? You can’t honestly believe everything you hear in movies besides if i scream right after you cut my tongue it is most likely that i’d choke on my own blood while screaming and i’m sure that’s the normal reactions humans would have but again i rather enjoy pain it’s….pleasant.” he chuckled and broke out in a fit of laughter “ Burn up in the sun? Hahaha, ohhh i’m not a vampire you silly boy though that’s rather flattering i suppose if i could be one i would. “

“ Oh? Do you truly believe vampires would be jealous of my skin? How flattering…though i’m sure you had meant it as an insult i find it flattering vampires are interesting fictional creatures.” he said before pouting “ Aw, come now it’s not like i was the one who killed those unfortunate cats they simply don’t learn not to cross the streets when cars come by.” he shrugged slightly.

Mobs? Well that would be a problem but then again Shiroba didn’t really need to worry about such things he could control countless people at once so mobs would be no threat to someone like him and people tend to stay away from him in the beginning “ Mhh but if you’re a shapeshifter wouldn’t it be easy to simple disguise yourself as a human and just slip on by them? Maybe lose said mob in the woods and circle around taking the clothe and weapon of one of the dead mob members and simply blending in?” he asked before chuckling once more “ Oh darling it’s not like they could tell me what to do even if they wanted to the last man who tried ordering me around ended up in the meat grinder a terrible fate i’ll say but not my problem.”

“I dont watch movies. I’ve seen it. I mean people dont usually scream for long after that happens but they can still scream.” He shrugged. “I only find certain kinds of pain pleasant to experience. All of it’s fun to inflict but eh, dealing with wounds is a pain in the ass. Bit of biting in bed is nice though. Leaving marks on what’s yours and all that.” He sighed. “Honestly all you need is some fangs. You’ve already got the unnerving and paleness.”

“Who said vampires were fictional? They’re just as real as I am. Though they dont show themselves to humans that live after very often.” Cyrille raised an eyebrow. “Still a sick way of describing it.”

“If that’s an option, then I usually take it. But sometimes some asswad has seen me transform, as in the case of what happened before I came here. I wasnt able to kill him quick enough so I packed up my shit and hopped on a plane out of the country.” He sighed, stretching slightly before shifting back to his human form. “Besides, my ugly mug is pretty stand out.”

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

“ Well what other noises could I make if you cut my tongue off? “ He chuckled a little before shaking his head slightly “ Hmmm you’d pop a boner would you?” he smirked at the ‘compliment’ “ Aaww well atleast you have good taste though i don’t find myself to be that pale i think you’re over exaggerating.” he shrugged “ Dear I know what you meant i’m not as stupid as you think i was obviously just trying to annoy you, it’s entertaining to watch your temper flare suddenly.”

“ Oh i’ve seen many cats only dead ones on the side of the street with their guts spilled out and bodies deformed so i’m not quite sure what a live one would look like but i know for certain that you are not one.” Shiroba listened silently as the other explained why he lived in the woods “ Hm, you fear becoming an experiment, well I suppose i can’t really relate i know i was born in a lab created by human science but i get free range and no one bothers me, besides if you can simply kill them then why hide?”

“Don’t think you need a tongue to scream.” He suggested with a shrug. “I’m surprised the sun doesnt make you burst into flames.” He snickered. “Seriously, vampires would be jealous of your skin.” Cyrille was grinning slightly now. “I’ve met humans that were that stupid before. Seriously, dumb as bricks.”

The jackal just stared at the man for a moment, blinking slowly. “You are seriously one twisted puppy you know that? At least you arent boring.” He huffed, yawning slightly. “I’m stronger than most individuals, claws and fangs are a great weapon. Most of the time however, if humans find out and come after me, it’s not one on one or in small groups. It’s in fucking mobs with most of them carrying guns. I’m tough but not invulnerable.” He paused slightly. “Lab made? And they let you just do whatever? Weird.”

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

Shiroba chuckled a little as he was called a pain slut “ Mnhh well i suppose i can’t deny what i am now can i?” he smirked a little and shrugged “ Mnhh I doubt that would shut me up I could still annoy you with random irritating moans and groans.” he laughed “ Mnhh don’t care what you are to be honest and i’m sorry to inform you that werewolves are considered mindless beasts who simply kill over and over again with no real reason so i guess that makes you a mindless beast after all.”

Shiroba was just trying to piss the jackal off. Shiroba pouted “ Aaww you’re so mean atleast I didn’t mistake you for a cat….hm….well if you’re so great then why do you sleep in the woods when you know fleas can jump on you? Also jumping in a lake for a bath isn’t really clean you still stink like lake water and you know what that smells like, soggy fish shit which is basically what you bathe in.”

“If you were just making odd moans and groans I’d likely just pop a boner. You’re pale as fuck but not hideous, just really annoying.” He shrugged. “Also, I didn’t say I was a werewolf, it’s just the best term I can think of. Besides, I’m not a wolf and I only transform when I want to. Maybe shapeshifer would be a better term?”

“If you mistook me for a cat then I would say you’ve either never seen a cat before or seriously need an eye exam.” He actually laughed slightly. “I sleep in the woods because I dont do so great with people. I mean, I could probably be spouting theoretical physics in a lab coat and the minute some jackwad found out what I could do I’d either be dead or shoved in a cage. Just made sense to stay away from people. But I do need clothes and I cant hunt everything so coming around people is necessary.” He shrugged.

“If people find out and I cant kill them, I grab my things and hop on a boat or a plane or something and get the hell outta dodge. Only reason I’m here really.”

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

“ Mh yes well i’m afraid i’m rather fond of pain so you won’t be getting the exact reaction i’m sure you’d be expecting.” He smirked and laughed “ You’re a jackal ? My what a large one you are at that.”

“ Oh now that wasn’t very nice of you calling me an albino like that.” Shiroba pouted pretending to be hurt before “ Alright good so you’ve had your shots then but what of the fleas ?” he asked when the other didn’t respond to that and cringed “ Oh god you have fleas don’t you? Oh how disgusting please stay waaaaaaay over there I don’t want to get any fleas thank you very much.”

“Right, pain slut, got it. That would be rather annoying then, maybe just cutting out your tongue so you would shut up.” He rolled his eyes. “Okay first off, I’m less than six feet while standing. Second, of course I’m big, I’m not just a mindless animal, I’m something akin to a werewolf, except I’m a jackal and I can control the shifts.”

“You’ve got no fucking pigment. I’ve seen sheets that werent as pale as you. Albino seems like the best word. That or freak of nature. Take your pick.” Cyrille growled at the man’s comment. “I didnt say anything because I dont know if I do or not. I’m covered in fur and live in the woods, it happens. When it does I get some stuff to kill them and move on.” He shrugged. “Actually I’m surprised I dont get them more often considering I sleep on the ground and dont have access to the means to bathe beyond jumping in a lake.”

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

“ Haha aww how cute, were you trying to offend me? Actually i’m quite glad you think that atleast I don’t need to worry about being eaten by a hose sized…mhh whatever you are.” he shrugged, he thought it was entertaining to watch the creature’s fur bristle from how angry he was at him.

“ Mhh so where are your masters? I doubt they’d want you wandering around by yourself, I do hope you had your rabies shots and don’t have fleas.” Shiroba said looking the beast over “ Mhh suppose with a little grooming your fur would make a nice coat.”

“Just because I wont eat your disgusting carcass, doesnt mean I cant use my claws to rip it apart.” He snarled, baring his fangs. “And since you’re clearly an idiot, I am a jackal man.”

“Masters? You really think someone could control me? HA. I’ve tortured and eaten everyone who’s made an attempt. I dont obey anyone but myself.” Cyrille, puffed up a bit. “I don’t have rabies you albino little creep.” He wasnt going to comment on the fleas thing. They were an unfortunate annoyance he had to deal with from time to time.

"Hey! Watch it!" (Shiroba)

@blucacklingjackal

Shiroba stopped and turned to see the strange creature and began to chuckle “ Mhh I wish I could say I was sorry and mean it but if i were to be honest i’d have to say that I’m not sorry.” he sighed fixing his hair a little “ To be completely honest I thought you were a mangy mutt looking for scraps of food, but you were in my way so I ‘moved’ you.”

“I take offense to several things in that last sentence. I will not deny being a mutt, because, I technically am and I do not care. However, I do not and never have had mange. And I dont beg for scraps. If I want food, I kill something and eat it, or take some dumbfucks wallet and buy it.” He snapped, fur bristling slightly. “You know in most cases, I’d take a nice chunk our of you. but you look like you’d leave a nasty taste in my mouth.” He huffed, glaring at the man.

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woopwoop. emoji meme

go ahead use it all u want idc

Speak in Spanish when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember who you are! (closed RP)

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He crept closer and closer, being careful not to stand on any twigs or anything that would snap under his weight, moving slow so nothing on him would make a sound, not even his belt. He twisted his upper body to grab a net in which he had set down in the grass, passing it between his palms, licking his lower lip, he rose slowly and jumped at the animal, forcing the net over it’s curled form and jabbing the gun against it’s rear, shooting it with a tranquillizer dart, he pinned the canine down until the sedative set in, standing up as the creature went still.

“That was easier than I fucking thought…” he smirked and licked his lower lip, picking the net up and hauling the animal over his shoulder. “Although I have not decided if I want to sell this one yet…he could make a nice pretty blanket for myself….”

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He had been fairly content and calm, until there was a net suddenly over him and he had been shot in the ass with a dart. Naturally he began to thrash and struggle, trying to get away. It was fairly useless however and soon the tranquilizer began to do it’s job and he passed out once more.

That didnt mean he would be down for very long. His size and mixed biology usually meant he was up and angry fairly quickly compared to the average canine. And once he was awake he was going to be pissed.

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Reblog if you're willing to do fairly violent RPs

Y'know, just in case I feel the need to bust some heads.

soup-sloth

The second and third of this palette challenge I gave myself. two more palettes two new designs

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//mun is happy with how this came out

#out of cackle #mun art

Speak in Spanish when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember who you are! (closed RP)

@blucacklingjackal Vaas had been tracking a specific animal for almost a week now, learning it’s eating habits, movements and favourite locations to stop for water. Had it not been for the fact the canine kept disappearing every so often the pirate would have caught him, but this creature was like a fucking ghost.

“Gotcha..Mother fucker…”

The pirate stayed low in the foliage behind the wolf like animal, readying his gun to finally capture the damn thing, it must have been a rare animal, maybe a mutant, he was unsure, but he knew fine fuck that it would bring a nice amount of coin into the operations.

Cyrille wasn’t really a fan of this island, far too hot for his liking. Growing up surrounded by snow and ice meant he wasn’t well adapted to this environment. Still, due to the malfunction of the teleporters, he had to make due until he could find a way back.

He had decided to stay in his canine form most of the time, and had shed his heavy clothes for the most part. At least there was plenty of prey for him to rip into here.

The jackal had just polished off his latest kill and began moving a few bits of foliage into a nice pile to have a rest. He curled up on the ground and closed his eyes, keeping his ears open for any signs of a threat, unaware he was being watched.

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Send me 🐶 for my muse’s reaction to yours dropping a puppy on their lap

“Stop squirming or I’ll bite your neck!”

Daithí hated the position, such close space and even worse with the current anonymous magic upon him. At the threat, he stopped and gave a dark glare at the BLU. No words spoken.

“I’m flexible. I’ll find a way.” Is all he hissed, ignoring the others voice. He was doing best to press against the wall, fingers trying to find door handle, if there was one on this side.

“I’m giving you thirty seconds to either prove your point and get us out, or stop moving all together. Seriously, being trapped with prey is just driving me further up a wall than I already have been.”

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“Stop squirming or I’ll bite your neck!”

Daithí hated the position, such close space and even worse with the current anonymous magic upon him. At the threat, he stopped and gave a dark glare at the BLU. No words spoken.

He was already red from embarrassment and this…was not helping. The flight instincts in him high ever since the anon. “Just let me try and get the fuck out of here. I want nothing to do with you.”