❥ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
add context & change gendered language to your needs . happy roleplaying !!
“ great . just fucking great . ” “ any ideas on how to get us out of this mess ?? ” “ this is the last time i go anywhere with you . ” “ haven’t you done enough already ?? ” “ don’t worry , i have a plan . ” “ well , that didn’t work . any plan c , genius ?? ” “ you know , i genuinely don’t think this could get any worse . ” “ how did you manage to do everything incorrectly ?? ” “ this is wrong . all of this is wrong . ” “ looks like we’re stuck here . ” “ admit it ; you have no idea where you’re going , do you ?? ” “ we’re completely lost . ” “ of all the people in the world i could end up stuck with … ” “ well . was this your idea of a fun vacation ?? ” “ how is the tank almost empty ?? i thought you said you got gas before we left !! ” “ there’s a gas station five miles / eight kilometers from here . we’re just gonna have to push the car there . ” “ the good news is , i found someone who i think can help us . the bad news is , i don’t think they speak [ language ] . ” “ thank god , it’s about time you showed up to help !! ” “ could you run any fucking slower ?! ” “ i can’t get any signal out here . ” “ someone stole my fucking wallet . ” “ we are below rock bottom right now . we’re , like , in hell . ” “ are you really just going to leave me here ?? ” “ okay , you being dramatic is not going to help us find a way to fix this . ” “ are you bleeding ?? ” “ i’ll try to find us somewhere to spend the night . ” “ i don’t know what to do !! i’m not a doctor !! ” “ of course this happens to me . i can’t even be surprised . ” “ i can’t walk … you’re gonna have to carry me . ” “ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ” “ don’t panic , but i’m pretty sure we’re being followed . ” “ maybe some music will help you calm down . ” “ my glasses are broken … ” “ i didn’t have enough rocks to write out ‘ help ’ so i just spelled out ‘ hell ’ . ” “ maybe we can play a game to pass the time until someone notices we’re missing . ” “ okay , i swear this is not what it looks like . ” “ there’s a killer storm going on outside , so unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances , i suggest you get comfortable . ” “ how long was i out ?? ” “ well , at least i’m trapped here with you . ”
