Witch @blue-crescent - Tumblr Blog

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

pedro-friedeberg

God promised me 3000 years ago that my enemies would be morons

homochadensistm

Japanese tourism related websites r so funny. You have all the navigation tab titles on the site in both english and Japanese but when u click on an important tab like uuuh BOOK NOW everything is exclusively in Japanese and also looks like windows XP.

homochadensistm

I am officially becoming racist against the Japanese

homochadensistm

Got my knee ditch tattooed and colored today. Literally nothing can ever hurt me

homochadensistm

Also 5cm from my mythical crotch yall will NEVER know the pain

homochadensistm

Also something super important i learned that some of u freaks out there would appreciate knowing, is that tattooing in some very specific parts of the inner thigh near the crotch, at least in my case, irritates some nerves that run up to ur reproductive parts and triggers literal period pain. Like full blown 1st day of the bloodbath period pain. The body is a retarded machine

johnnycrass

dumbest person youve ever met is saying "i'm too creative for a 9 to 5"

homochadensistm

some random 4-5yo kid literally ran up to me from one corner of the park to the other just to ask me "why are you here?" when I came in with the doggie.

1. oblivion npc behavior if I ever saw one. a literal todd howard classic 2. great question my dude idk

hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate

homochadensistm

I think that you'll appreciate this @woman-respecter

avantgarden-er

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

homochadensistm

oh do you not like public water places? I used to think public pools were gross and then i went to med school and hated them even more

Saunas are a sex place, in that context.

robotmango

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”