Refrigerate after opening

all my friends are artificially flavored chicago/ an adult

[elleaime]

Remote Control II by Jana Sterbak, 1989.

[cheddar-baby]

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[dogsdotcom]

you know i knew that big pelagic fish like marlin hatched from tiny eggs so logically they should have a very small juvenile phase... i guess i just didnt expect them to just look like small versions of the adults

[97leclrc]

this is genuinely so erotic

📷: natalia garcia

[kayfer]

[nydirty30]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[oozins]

NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

[pretentious-ravioli]

I skipped HIV and went straight to super-AIDS

[pretentious-ravioli]

Hello gay-schizophrenics and incel drug-addicts, have a beautiful day

[pretentious-ravioli]

[mlarayoukai]

[bonetiredhowl]

I don't think we'd have any evil people in the world if we just gave Courage the Cowardly Dog a gun. He's the only one who needs one, I trust him. He'll be like Jesus deciding those of us who will ascend to heaven (Muriels) and those of us who will remain in purgatory (Eustaces)

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[184o-deactivated20181120]