wet hot american cripple

mid twenties | T. Swift blog is @heletsherbejeweled | Everything is okay to reblog | Hold on to life's hand. It is soft and warm, and the callouses stay to protect you. | NSFW isn't reblogged often but the tag is notsfw

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[cowboy]

Okay

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[powerburial]

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[twofingerswhiskey]

imagine being parched at night in ye olden days and having to put on your best turnshoes to go to the fuckin well in the dark to get some water because you forgot to fill up the pitcher before dark. going "fucketh mine lifeeee...." as you taste the clean as fuck medieval night water under a pristine sky 0% light pollution grumbling about having to trudge back home with this fucking pitcher now that you'll probably trip and spill half of

[officialbillhader]

Uuuugh mom and i wanted to explore the city more but i do not feel good

[severalmoremutants]

The human mind is truly fascinating. I can remember exactly what this specific pencil case looks like, I know how big it is, I know the texture of the fabric and how the zip sounds, I remember what’s in it and where I last saw it.

I remember everything. Except where I fucking put it. I have been looking for Hours

[letterful]

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[roman-royy]

the always sunny podcast nº31

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2016.

[iphisesque]

I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis

[aceleggedspider-deactivated2015]

Wait… wait a second… 

So GISHWHES is gonna be the first week in August 

And this year’s grand prize trip is to Croatia 

It’s 2014.

Dean travels to the end!verse the first week of August 

Where the world is infected with the Croatoan virus

In 2014.

Looks like GISHWHES is gonna jump start the apocalypse. The items are seals. I’m on to your game, sir. 

[queenkolour-blog]

AND WE WILL BREAK THEM TOGETHER!! *maniacal laughter*