it's all destiel now. i'm sorry

mid twenties | T. Swift blog is @heletsherbejeweled | Everything is okay to reblog | Hold on to life's hand. It is soft and warm, and the callouses stay to protect you. | NSFW isn't reblogged often but the tag is notsfw

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[cowboy]

Okay

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[teaboot]

Had to draw

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[officialbillhader]

I love somno and yet i dont think ive ever written it

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[parkchanwoohoo]

[officialbillhader]

Such a delicate balance to make sure dennis hates both himself and gas station chick

[thesoldiersminute]

Sinners dir. Ryan Coogler | 2025

[segamascott]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[hoziernatural]

[sicksicksixx]

like yeah sure he says “not gonna happen” but all things considered dean’s a little toooo calm about cas causally telling him he’s going to stick a finger in ass

[beatsheetromanroy]

I <3 WRITING. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!