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mid twenties | T. Swift blog is @heletsherbejeweled | Everything is okay to reblog | Hold on to life's hand. It is soft and warm, and the callouses stay to protect you. | NSFW isn't reblogged often but the tag is notsfw

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[cowboy]

Okay

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[roman-royy]

the always sunny podcast nº31

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2016.

[iphisesque]

I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis

[aceleggedspider-deactivated2015]

Wait… wait a second… 

So GISHWHES is gonna be the first week in August 

And this year’s grand prize trip is to Croatia 

It’s 2014.

Dean travels to the end!verse the first week of August 

Where the world is infected with the Croatoan virus

In 2014.

Looks like GISHWHES is gonna jump start the apocalypse. The items are seals. I’m on to your game, sir. 

[queenkolour-blog]

AND WE WILL BREAK THEM TOGETHER!! *maniacal laughter*

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[ilynpilled]

it is this 4ever everywhere u look

[verygoodcomments]

[officialbillhader]

In case anyone is curious i have been obsessively listening to i knew it, i knew you as much as i can while travelling

[inadvertently-biblical]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY - "Books."

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[bigassbowlingballhead]

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

[bigassbowlingballhead]

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[youre-only-gay-once]

Dean Winchester and Castiel -> Supernatural 4×07 (It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester)

[anyataylorjoys]

#she's so real