Wordgirl Villain Birthday Headcanons
Okay so, I'm going into this with the assuumption that the show starts in 2006 since that's when it came out.
Let's start with Tobey since he's the only one with a canon age, also he was my favorite when I was a kid.
Theodore "Tobey" McCallister
Birthday: October 3rd, 1995
Reason: Just strikes me as a fall baby. I think his birthday would be 7 months earlier than Becky's. I headcanon that her earth birthday is the day that the Botsfords found her since they wouldn't know her real birthday and I assume that Lexicon has a different year length and month cycle, so Bob wouldn't be able to translate it to Earth's.
Bonus Headcanon: Tobey's parents are separated. He and Claire left England when he was 4 or 5 while his father remained.
Let's keep the ball rolling with the child villians.
Birthday: January 1st, 1996
Reason: Of course she would be a New Years baby, it's the ~best~ birthday of course.
Bonus Headcanon: Her and Eileen met at a villian convention and became sort of besties.
(Real) Birthday: September 17th, 1995
Reason: It's revealed in one episode that her real birthday is the same as Violet's (this doubles as my Violet birthday headcanon), the season ain't obvious in the episode, but I would say September just cause of ✨️vibes✨️.
Bonus Headcanon: Her last name is O'Neil. Her parents are business people who don't see her often so they substitute real parenting for lavish gifts and a birthday everyday (she gets an extra bonus headcanon because it's her birthday).
Birthday: June 15th, 1989
Reason: His wiki says he's a teenager and his behavior backs that up. Summer birthday because that's the best birthday for piracy.
Bonus Headcanon: I saw a fic where they made his government name Connor Read and I like it and think it really fits, so I'm adooting that headcanon too!
Now onto the adult villians!
Birthday: April 13th, 1984
Reason: In 1984, April 13th was a Friday! This man got some chronic bad luck so I thought it would be funny.
Bonus Headcanon: He was in marching band in high school and played the Clarinet.
Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy
Birthday: November 3rd, 1981
Reason: November 3rd is Sandwich Day.
Bonus Headcanon: He and Brent share a birthday (Brent's being 5 years earlier) and Chuck HATES it.
Birthday: July 19th, 1960
Reason: Middle aged king, he also says he hasnt even lived 50 years so I assume he was at least in his late 30s. Also July 19th is hotdog day!
Bonus Headcanon: His government name is Butch Agricolo.
Lady Redundant Woman (A.K.A. Beatrice Bixby)
Birthday: March 3rd, 1973
Reason: LDR seems to love doing things in threes so I assume it's her lucky number, and 3/3 makes it redundant.
Bonus Headcanon: She only watches movies that have remakes.
I'm running out of steam, so imma end it with Two-Brains, we're running with Steven's birthday since Squeaky won't tell me his :(
Dr. Two-Brains (Formerly known as Dr. Steven Boxleitner)
Birthday: August 13th, 1971
Reason: It is confirmed that he is middle aged and he also canonically has at least one PhD and a Masters so he'd have to be at least 30. August 13th was a Friday in 1971 and I think it funny that he also has an unlucky birthday.
Bonus Headcanon: He is a Physcist and an Engineer!
That's all for now, folks! I'll do a part 2 eventually for the rest of Fair City's Rougue's Gallery.
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