Koala Chikito

Marauders enthusiast. I love dogs. Idk, just follow my vibe. She/her 💙 @blue_sweater2 in twitter

[blue-sweater2]

X: what are you talking about? This heterosexual shipp is literally canon

Me: yeah, well, I read fan fiction, I don’t know and I don’t give a fuck what canon is

[incorrect-marauders]

Remus: Time for plan G. James: Don’t you mean plan B? Remus: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Peter: What about plan D? Remus: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago. Lily: What about plan E? Remus: Snape dies in plan E. Sirius: I like plan E.

[vynaura]

post moon mornings <3

[saffein-e]

“Fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. Win because you don’t know how to lose. The king’s ruled long enough— it’s time to tear his castle down.” — The King’s Men by Nora Sakavic

[neil-puppy-josten]

aaron: going into plan b?

neil: technically, this would be plan g.

nicky: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan m?

neil: yeah but kevin dies in plan m.

andrew: i like plan m.

[greenbeany]

🦀

[warnerenthusiast]

the infamous heartbreaking number 4 scene captured perfectly, also look at the EMOTION in the eyes

artist: @/koldangrey_art

[danka-in-art]

I remebered my headcanon that Neil gets piercings after TKM (Andrew’s influence) and got the urge to draw him. Wasn’t meant to take as long as it did tho.

[drewneil]

[neil-jortsen]

andrew: what am i doing wrong?

neil: do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?

andrew: as a friend

neil: see a therapist

[draxhermes]

Neil needs to take his own advice

[neil-jortsen]

andrew: after you

[blue-sweater2]

Andrew, driving: Everybody wanna steal my boy, everybody wanna take his heart away, couple billion in the whole wide world, find another one cause he belongs to me

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

[neil-jortsen]

as cool as andrew may try to be, he is definitely the kind of guy would would say random numbers during workouts to impress people when they walk by “10, 11…112, hey neil…113”

[neil-puppy-josten]

andrew: you know what your problem is? you’re cute, so no one ever tells you to shut the fuck up.

neil: you think i’m cute?

andrew: shut the fuck up.

[mostlymaudlin]

the butcher of the sea

neil josten, notorious pirate captain of the red hare. it's a small ship -- but fast and lethal. surprise under the read more hehe

this was a commission for @sillyunicorn! you can commission me here.

THIGH HOLSTER!!!! thats what its all abt. and ofc a timelapse

[tragicromanceftus]

the marauders fandom be like:

[jayjuls]

‘…She'd put her faith in mankind and her Christian piety on hold and show him how to cut a man open throat to groin if he asked her to. Neil was starting to understand why Andrew liked her. She was crazy enough to be interesting.’

[blue-sweater2]

PLEASE I’M SO IN LOVE WITH HER