Welcome to the Eiffel Tower

#alwps | Official Tumblr of the Eiffel Tower. Apparently I'm a people eater alien wand trained by wizards from an alternate dimension named Tikki.

[real-eiffel-tower]

Days since last akuma incident: 0

Days since last @eiffel-tower-is-tikki-2 incident: 0

[real-eiffel-tower]

Boop me if you believe I am NOT @chocolate-chip-tikki

[trans-junk-rat]

[carrotsinnovember]

parsnips in june????

[abiethewizardduck]

Yz the human goose

[starzzify]

meteortunes?

[maximum-tragedy-deactivated2024]

Minimum happiness?

[legargoyle]

Highway single destruction

[rebelrobinrules1984]

conservative Batman discourtesy. Hmmm

@faggyv4mpire @bitchboy @doingpushupsindrag have fun hahaha

[bitchboy]

male cat girl

[manliestman]

girliest girl

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Browniesiren1047

[projectmoonlightproductions]

Completesunshineconsumptions

[sweetest-starlight]

Meteordarknesssalt

@sundove88 @kgclown

[sundove88]

Moonraven87

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!

[inkangeliguess]

Paper demon absolutely

(idk)

[your-pal-nebula]

Your Enemy Earth

[rossisrad]

SorNotLame ? ?

[forever21-offical]

never12-unofficial

[walmart-the-official]

target the unofficial

[the-real-uranus]

a-fake-mars

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

Different-drawing-of-the-sky-never

[earth-fan]

Space-hater

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

oatmeal-raisin-plagg

[sentibug-lives]

ladybug-dies WAIT NO

[real-eiffel-tower]

fake-chocolate-chip-tikki

[real-eiffel-tower]

I talk a lot about Hawk Moth/Shadow Moth/Monarch/Lamp Man/whatever he goes by now, but I don't talk enough about this maniac

Leave me in peace, Claude

[real-eiffel-tower]

Who needs a Valentine when you have the Circe Saga?

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

alrighty fuckers for every note this gets ill write one more word for a scene im working on until its finished.

to prevent this from getting out of hand you are not allowed to spam and you are not allowed to tag people, have fun

[theoreticaltranstherian]

Oh it would be a SHAME if anyone in the same-pictureverse stumbled upon this and thus OP was forced to write things 👀

[same-pic-of-venus-everyday]

It would be a shame, truely

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

😈

[same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily]

write | verb | ˈrīt | compose (a text or work) for written or printed reproduction or publication; put into literary form and set down in writing

[goblinofthelaboratory]

help me mutuals

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

it would be a shame if the roleplayers (simultaneously affectionate and derogatory) found out too

[real-eiffel-tower]

I'm the Eiffel Tower and I approve this message! 👍

[real-eiffel-tower]

I'm a tortured poet, here's a poem of mine:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Stop calling me Tikki

Or I'll galette you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

[crazy56u]

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[earhartsease]

oh but that translation really doesn't do full justice to espèce de connard triangulaire, which is much more like "you complete triangular arsehole"

[johannesviii]

One day near the end of the 19th century, a journalist asked Guy de Maupassant why he was often eating lunch at the Eiffel Tower since he hated the tower so much and he answered "that's the only place in the city where I can't see the Eiffel Tower"

[real-eiffel-tower]

[real-eiffel-tower]

[real-eiffel-tower]

Black and brown I think

I would in fact kill @eiffel-tower-is-tikki-2 on sight in the right territory. That territory being the Eiffel Tower. Tread carefully.

I also stare at everyone in the dark which sounds a lot creepier than it actually is

[real-eiffel-tower]

purple

you know EXACTLY what rumors they are.

THE RUMORS AREN'T TRUE

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[birdofmay]

[ID: Post this and let your mutuals decide what you're most known for /end ID]

[i-am-a-little-rebel]

😈

[real-eiffel-tower]

Anna don't you dare

[i-am-a-little-rebel]

Challenge Accepted!!!!

[real-eiffel-tower]

Anna I have ONE Christmas wish is that too much to ask

[i-am-a-little-rebel]

😈

[real-eiffel-tower]

Anna don't you dare

[real-eiffel-tower]

All I want for Christmas is to not be destroyed.

Also a hug.

[dear-ao3]

[real-eiffel-tower]

Yes.