I made a buckshot roulette poster because I like the game a lot

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@bluealiencreature
I made a buckshot roulette poster because I like the game a lot
original posts (that i saw and saved): emo band, the garb, homunculus
im fucking losing it
im fucking losing it
I wish they would make a Half life show as good as fallout and I wish I could participate in choosing the music and the cast because I see so much potential 😭
[What if Ghost & Y/N were childhood friends]
Kid!Y/N, taking a walk : ☺️🌈🌸
[Then Y/N spotted Simon sitting on the bench at the playground, holding his baby brother, and seems to be sad]
Kid!Y/N : Is that… Simon?
Kid!Y/N, gasps : It is Simon! SI! *runs to Simon*
Kid!Simon, perks up hearing his signature nickname : Y/N?
Kid!Y/N : It really is you! Good golly, I haven’t seen you around for weeks! Where have you been, silly? You made me worried!
Kid!Simon : Sorry, Y/N. Some stuff happened at home, and I wasn’t allowed to come out and play with you..
Kid!Y/N, sits down next to him : Don’t worry about it, I’m just glad you’re back! Oh hi, Tommy~! You’re growing up so fast!
Kid!Simon, laughs : And heavier
Kid!Y/N, swinging legs : So uhh do you wanna talk about why you weren’t allowed to come to hang out with me?
Kid!Simon, blew raspberries : Nothing out of usual, my dad argued with my mom. I stood up for her, only for him to hit me again. Then he grounded me.
Kid!Y/N : Oh.. I’m sorry Si
Kid!Simon, shrugs : It’s fine, I can handle it. Y’know I managed to get out because they were arguing again, and I thought that Tommy might wanted a different view than boring grey walls.
Kid!Y/N : . . .
Kid!Simon : . . .
Kid!Y/N, gasps : I know a way to cheer you up!
Kid!Simon : Oh yeah?
Kid!Y/N, standing in front of him : Okay, so whenever you feel upset or angry, you collect it into your palms!
Kid!Simon : Uhh how do I collect upset and angry?
Kid!Y/N : You just feel where it is and go get it! There’s usually some in your belly or your neck!
[Confused Simon copying Y/N’s actions by grabbing his upset from his belly into his palm]
Kid!Y/N : And always remember to check your ears, okay?
[Simon & Y/N bounce up and down with their heads cocked, as though they're trying to shake something out of their ears, with their hands held out to catch it while giggling]
Kid!Y/N : Now did you collect all your upset and angry in your hands?
Kid!Simon : Yeah, what do I do with it?
Kid!Y/N : Do you want to keep it?
Kid!Simon, sticking his tongue out in disgust : No way!
Kid!Y/N : Well if you don’t want it, you throw it into the garbage bin!
[Cues to Simon throwing his ‘upset’ & ‘angry’ into the bin, then Y/N closes the lid]
Kid!Y/N : There, now how do you feel?
Kid!Simon : hmmm a lot better actually
Kid!Y/N : Horray! See, you can do this technique again whenever you feel that way again, okay?
Kid!Simon, happily nods : Thanks, teddy bear!
[To present day]
Soap, whispers to Gaz : What the bloody hell is he doing?
Gaz, drinking coffee : He’s been like this for solid 5 minutes now
Soap : What? Is he throwing his invisible trash into the air or something?
Gaz, shrugs :
P a r a d i s e
Gods lonely man
If I was a man my name would be Alpha Male Gordon Freeman.
Got motivated to draw because of the König fever.
If anyone knows the cosplayer please tell me bc I can't find them.
This is so real
I'm obsessed with Peter Steele and Type O - I can't even hide it anymore
>at feminism conference
>first male speaker in event's 50 year history
>great and terrible honor
>nervous
>get on stage
>40,000 people staring at me in silence
>all girls
>nervous
>introduce myself
>silence
>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint
>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"
>silence
>could hear a pin drop
>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked
>deep breath
>next slide
>"Whip-Its"
>deafening silence
>oh god
>I'm done for
>it's so over
>suddenly
>a slow clap
>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps
>few dozen builds to hundreds
>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women
>"finally!" they say
>oh shit
>tenative confidence
>next slide
>"Video games"
>applause continues
>women are stomping their feet
>hooting
>hollering
>next slide
>"treats sometimes"
>cheering
>whistles
>crowd of women chanting
>next slide
>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"
>women applaud me off stage
>pass the upcoming presenter back stage
>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion
>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"
>oh fuck do women like magic tricks
>magician goes on stage
>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion
>every day I learn more about women
"The oppression of the weak. Murder and pillage unchecked. A waking nightmare, made by men. But this time, I'm a woman grown. And though the suffering cannot be undone, I can still mete out justice. Justice to the oppressors. Let the scars I carve remind them: I, am Nepheli Loux... Warrior."
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i HATE(love) this guy!!!!