uhhhhhhhhhhhh

not working

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be a very different experience if cows moaned when you milk them.

[blueberryjosh]

we were all having a good day

[just-shower-thoughts]

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

[ithelpstodream]

[thedevilscub]

I don’t get presents for believing in myself tho….

[beysexuality]

Yes you do, it’s called treating yourself bitch!!!!

[thedevilscub]

[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

[reptisketch-deactivated20171107]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being “Healthy” is just dying at the normal rate.

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[queerlysad]

[surreal--memes]

[surreal--memes]

I have solved WHO GIVE DRINCC

[justbadpuns]

A man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now known as a well seasoned veteran.

[sciaphobe]

samoyeds are really just stage-3 evolutions of pomeranians.

Unevolved pomeranian

American eskimos are the awkward stage 2 evolution

Final evolution is samoyed. Ancient legendary pokemon.

[chloros1s]

Great Pyrenees- Mega Evolution

[vysanthe]

This doesn’t match my blog theme but this is so true. 

[hustlerose]

the more knives you have the more valid you are 

[thoughtsof-r]

i just feel like if a job pays less than $15/hr… they shouldn’t ask for experience.

[thoughtsof-r]

like if im going to get a minimum wage job, im going to do the bare minimum.

[thoughtsof-r]

i just don’t understand how we’re “all an important part of the company” and the pay gap is so big

[onlyasmalllizard]

Also if I’m being paid minimum wage, don’t expect me to be passionate about whatever it is you want me to do.

[thoughtsof-r]

minimum wage = minimum effort

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

And minimum commitment. Give me a reason to be loyal. Ducking pay me

[patrickat]

Peak capitalism expects maximum effort and maximum commitment for minimum pay and minimum loyalty.

[skidar]

When the employer’s attitude is ‘you’re replaceable’ then the employee attitude is ‘this is just a temporary job’

[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

[letslipthehounds]

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

[sanerontheinside]

That’s the idea

[bunjywunjy]

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

[blueberryjosh]

that’s why i’m so clumsy

[just-shower-thoughts]

One day, someone will say “’sup” for the last time ever. He will be the Last Supper.