Silly @bluebird-the-alien - Tumblr Blog

Everyone’s living the same life and no one is living the same life and that’s a concept people need to start fathoming before I have to write a book about it

heygoowhatsnew

Leilani Bishop outtakes from “live through this”

Photos by Ellen von Unwerth

toast959

i am the girl you know can’t look you in the eye

i am the girl you know so sick i cannot try

i am the one you want can’t look you in the eye

i am the girl you know i lie and lie and lie

corvidknights

to be so honest right now i think the biggest problem ive actually had with food during surgery recovery is that i eat like someone’s about to steal from me

oldbootbutch

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

tub-blog

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

DOWNNNN BY THE SEA IS WHERE YOU DROWN YOUR SCARS

I CANTT BE NEAR YOU THE LIGHTTTTT JUST RADIATESSS

#reading this you must picture a bird screaming this in a car #malibu hole #randombluebirdpost #/lyrics #/reference

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

phantomrose96

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.