i would like to amend one of my previous posts. markiplier doesnāt stress me out. i really donāt like watching/playing horror, i think is the issue. which sucks because i love horror as a genre

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i would like to amend one of my previous posts. markiplier doesnāt stress me out. i really donāt like watching/playing horror, i think is the issue. which sucks because i love horror as a genre
was half-asleep when i wrote down my idea for the next attack im launching on aevra. itās a good one trust. i really do like drawing her sheās so fun
if a person makes posts that say stuff that boils down to "bad stuff will happen if you do not do this thing" and they do not tag it with unreality or similar then that is unfriendly and yucky and ableist behavior. now there's an idea in my head and it wont leave
Iāve got a bit of a tummy ache rn so one could say I know exactly what Simonās been through
how often are you getting a headache
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how often are you getting a tummy ache
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Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too
something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
How high above sea level are you right now?
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ur so funny pls go bald
Green Mutual rhis is the funniest set of asks I have ever goten.thank
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[carrying the toilet paper holder with the empty tube on it] who did this to youā¦
another aevra attack brought to you by uhhhhhhh
āSo... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
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And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.ā
how often are you getting a headache
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Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 9 [FINALE]
Which grown man is THE MOST adoptable?
Martin Blackwood - The Magnus Archives
Kim Soleum - GDCG/GSGW
Imma be honest. I did not predict this finale, like, at all. So...let's see how this goes!
This contest has been a wild ride over these past, like, 2 months and I'm so excited to see how the first contest of this blog ends!