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sonicmutant‌:

“who is?”

“The NEW KIDS, Miggy!”

#sonicmutant

fastest asshole alive

#off.#thats who she is #actually thats pietro but she's a runner up

asummersfrost‌:

“That’s the closest I’ve ever gotten a compliment from you, I’ll take it.”

“Congrats on your low standards.”

#asummersfrost

countervale‌:

What the hell?

“I need the biology notes.”

The door opens, her head pops out.

“I don’t take the notes.” And its closed.

#countervale

deathburden‌:

“I’m sorry? I came to this school looking to make friends not be bullied by somebody who thinks they are in Mean Girls. The motion picture not the musical because I haven’t seen the musical yet but I hear good things. Sorry I got off track.” Sam composed herself and summoned a long dead soldier from the Civil War. “If you do that my friend over here won’t take to kindly to it. In fact I think he might be a zombie. Oh no! Save your brains if you have any.”

“Wow, you sure told me, being about as threatening as a hamster.” She quickly sped beside her, just to lean on her shoulder. “I can break hypersonic speeds in less than a nanosecond. You are no threat to me.” She patted the girl’s head, back to her front in an instant. “So just make sure you stay in your own lane, blondie. And I’ll happily keep to mine.”

#deathburden

deathburden‌:

“Actually it’s Lazarus. Like the guy in the Bible. You know the one where Jesus comes and brings him back. ANYWAYS no my ears work really good actually. I just cleaned them out with these really cool things called q tips.”

“Funny, don’t remember anybody ASKING.” She sticks a finger to the other’s shoulder, leaning in. “Listen up newbie, you don’t mess with me or my team, and it’s all gonna be sunshine and rainbows. You do something to tick me or them off... I hyper speed you to the north pole. Capiche?”

#deathburden