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[rightlessdestiny]

new pinned post :)

my name's myth, I'm 25 and like a lot of things so I'll list everything I can remember below

games: katana zero • ultrakill • tales of (v/b/z) • final fantasy (7/14) • xenoblade • minecraft • octopath traveler • splatoon • legend of zelda • pokemon • fire emblem (8/14/17) • fields of mistria • shovel knight

music: hail the sun • conditions • sianvar • nova charisma • body thief • makari • incubus • wolf & bear • royal coda • coheed and cambria • eidola • cryptodira • a lot like birds • more unlisted

I use different usernames on most social media so if you want to find me somewhere else just ask :)

[somafalls]

[dragongirlteeth]

Some core principles I've been thinking about lately:

There are no ontologically evil people

People generally want to believe they are doing good

Under enough stress, anyone will act irrationally

When someone does something terrible, first try to look back and see "how did we get here"

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[aflo]

I looked away for like 2hrs and pjackk died again

[media-sickos-international]

I'm glad to see pjackk's rusted to shit corpse has washed up on the shores of baltimore

[media-sickos-international]

Alas, his corpse has been lost in the reverie. Very sad, but it did have to happen

[dragongirlsweetie]

things girls like

concrete

rusty metal

vast pools of water

overgrown foliage

a dense fog covering the land

broken machinery

a landscape of ancient structures too vast for one to fully explore in a single lifetime

pettings her snout nicely

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @somewhere-thats-ethan-green

oh dear where did it go

text: Wasn't a beautiful night. Pesis is gone

[chuukiyouwu]

Standee

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[strayknight]

pjackk was resurrected for like 2 hours and they killed him again. what was the point of propping up his dead metal body like that just to throw him in back in the scrapyard ? hasnt he been humiliated enough ?