it's not your fault I'm a wizard

you should follow me

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[energyprison]

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

[energyprison]

computer is telling me this post is paused right now

[afieldinengland]

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[kenziecore]

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

[weeniebagel]

happy pride month

[conarcoin]

i cant stop laughing at this screenshot. Muting

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[parakeet]

in bed straight up honking my mimimi

[parakeet]

the moment i posted this, due to my inability to stop doubting myself for five seconds, i immediately started to wonder about whether honk mimimi was Ever a thing Anyone has ever said wrt sleep noises/sleeping. i was like did i just make that up. am i misremembering it. i better check. so i googled it and this is what googles shitty ai said to me

shut the fuck uppppppp my god

[ate-a-chili]

oh my god this happens so much to me, literally last night I'm like "urgh is a thing, right? lemme check" and google hit me with the

[ate-a-chili]

If I was having a bad day and got this response I'd just kill myself.

But you know it IS kind of interesting to see how this AI as a generic LLM and its role as a search engine are clashing, since both screenshots here are being fed actual video search results which they're blindly incorporating into their silly response without seeming to register what their actual role is here.

[parakeet]

yeah its just classic 'say something that looks like a response'. its interesting to me that google is so insistent on AI use to justify their money sink that they're talking about wanting the search engine to be 'fully AI' in the future, all it does is actively make searching worse by lying to you or doing some weird shit like this

if you google ignore definition it thinks you're telling it to ignore what you said and seems to crash where it will be like ok i'll ignore you and won't show you ANY results at all. which is not something i thought it had control over

[jenny-holzer]

[punkitt-is-here]

you ever think about how funny it is that basically every animal on earth has a secret shiny player 2 palette swap just in its back pocket

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[sourcreammachine]

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[parkchanwoohoo]

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[ellohcee]

🌀🌜🐗 suggested by @feather-bone

Colors are not quite what I wanted but the more I try to fix it the weirder it gets I think.

[orcboxer]

I always gotta stop for like 30 seconds when someone says atp. I'm like I know they ain't invoking my very good friend and on-and-off lover adenosine triphosphate, but who else could it be?