Hello there! I'm not that good at Tumblr, so if my page looks lackluster, sorry about that.
I'm Blue! I go by she/her.
My interests are Roblox, Dandy's World, TF2, Transformers, G/T, The Borrowers, Madness Combat, FNF, Spooky's House of Jumpscares, Blocktales, TikTok, Cookie Run Kingdom, Plants vs Zombies, and drawing!
DNI
Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, etc.
Misogynistic
Racist, Sexist, Ableist, Discrimination, etc.
Invalidates A Person's Pronouns / Gender / Identity
Pedophile, Sexualizes Minors, Jokes About R×pe, etc.
or any one who supports, participates, tolerates, or justify any of the above.
My other socials are
https://x.com/Blue_Cake_
I hope to make new mutuals! :D
So meet Papercut! It's the most unlucky Scout you could ever meet. He can just step outside the respawn, boom, headshot. Goes for a swim? SHARKS!!! Does on a walk? LAND SHARKS. Calls for a Medic? It's a SPY! THAT IS A SHARK! Picks up an intelligence? PIANO FALLS ON HIM. Plays baseball? Gets hit in the head with *Critical Hit*. The referee is a shark who disqualifies him from a game. This is why he constantly calls for Medic or steals dispensers from Engineers (sometimes making a nest on his own). He overdoes it on BONK which makes him invincible. So bro is TWEAKING
Andddd
ScribeSpoi📝
ScribeSpoi, the best and only scribe still alive and with containing functioning liver in this area. His job? Bothering Engineers and writing down everything about everyone. Of course, he won't leave you alone until you answer ALL his questions and believe me...he has TONS of them. He uses a dead ringer most of the time (can use it to revive his teammates). Narrates what is happening around him all the time. Yes. Every move or sound. Yes. It does get annoying.
“you wake up with no memory of who you are or how you got here… but at least these guys are here to ‘welcome’ you with open arms.”
experience first-hand through pockets eyes and thoughts of how they met the team and even coined the name “the pocket merc”.
IM SO EXCITED TO FINALLY POST THIS! I wrote the original version waaaaaay back in like- 2023 or something so I’m glad I could rework it after all this time :] debating weather or not I should post the original 4 2023 chapters along side this to show how my writings improved or not. But anyhow, I hope you enjoy the first chapter of the pocket merc! :D let me know what you think :3
Meet the Frères et Sœurs Crabes! Coralie’s family!
They aren’t related by blood… Only two of them are, but that doesn’t mean they still don’t look out for each other! While I have your attention, I may as well tell you about them.
Kandy Konpeitou
The youngest and most naive of the family. It’s unknown where her actual relatives are. She was just found in the sand, stuck in a plastic bag. Luckily, Crimson and Araginée found her before humans could and basically raised her.
As the name suggests, she loves sweets and prefers chewing gum to tobacco. Because she is the most naive and weakest of the SpyCrab species, her shell has grown to have spikes to protect her body from predators. Those spikes are no joke! Her abilities are limited; she can only use her spikes as defense; she can’t cloak yet; most SpyCrabs have the ability to at an older age, but she CAN turn into her smaller counterpart, a bipedal SpyCrab.
If you manage to find her, please be careful of the spikes. And don’t scare her; she’s only about eight and is practically terrified of humans since her adoptive sisters and brother told her to always stray away. Just leave a treat for her and be on your way. If you’re lucky, she MIGHT trust you.
Just don’t ever give her black licorice. It’ll make her sick.
Coralie Francis
The most iconic of the bunch. She is everything the spy isn’t and acts more like a scout in a sense. She’s obnoxious and believes she’s stronger than she really is. She is a crazy kleptomaniac who loves stealing from the monsters, aka humans. She has that naive charm that most young people do when they find themselves collecting trinkets.
She has the creativity of a borrower yet the greed of a pirate. She doesn’t actually speak French; she just uses the accent to look cool. And she even just copies what Spy does. Since in my headcanon, SpyCrabs are a mutated species of both the crab species and bits of Spy during a battle on the Banana Bay Map. And slowly, they began to mutate into the little goobers we know and love.
When you catch her stealing your items, you CAN try to catch her, but she’s quick! Her abilities are that she can turn into a bipedal SpyCrab and cloak! However, the cloak only works if she’s either drenched in water or underwater. She’s invisible, but not quiet. You can hear her little pitter-patterings around. She may try to nip at you, so be careful of those claws, but other than that,. She’s practically harmless.
Now the middle-aged ones!
They’re the only ones who are related and are a bit more interesting.
Sister Araignée (Sis A)
One of the two tallest. Her arms are so long that she basically walks on them. She’s as quiet as a mouse yet as fast as one as well. Do not underestimate her at all costs. She is way more dangerous than she may appear; although scrawny, she has powerful claws used to crush shellfish and strip carcasses. Although most Japanese spider crabs are "gentle giants," she despises giants.
"They are nothing but the scum of sin. For they crave the taste of pure flesh."
She says. No one knows where she adopted this ideology, but one thing is certain. She will make those who oppose her pray to some god. Size DOES matter... The size of your gashed-open chest, that is.
Her abilities are stealth and super strength. She basically IS her cloak ability. She can speak fluent French but usually stays silent. You can barely see her face most of the time, but when you do, it's only one eye. Her past is a mystery, but her love and care for her brother are as clear as day. Speaking of which...
Brother Arañito (Bro A)
Although he's the little brother of Sister Araignée, he acts nothing like her! He adores playing pranks and tricking his adoptive siblings. Being the only brother of the group, he tends to be a little bit of a brat. He always believes he's a tough guy and thinks his pranks are genius. He can be seen always plotting a new scheme. Although his sister is more terrifying and cruel, he is like the complete opposite of her.
With his little, "Mwhehehe." You can always count on him when it comes to April Fools' or even just some good old joking fun. But that doesn't mean he's exactly useless and weak. His abilities are toxins and being able to jump around pretty fast. His toxins can be so toxic as to kill within a few hours of consumption—tetrodotoxin and saxitoxin. (Which, yes, are the actual toxins of the real crab.)
Coralie & Brother Arañito are partners in crime when it comes to planning pranks. They even prank the humans of the TF2 world. Whether that be BLU or RED. Since none of the siblings care for the war, they're just trying to survive. But watch out; if you try to catch him, and if you don't get affected by the poison, then pray to GOD that his sister doesn't find you. But to spoil it now.
Your prayers are IN VAIN.
And finally the oldest and tallest of the siblings
Crimson
She's the reason why this whole family began.
Being the oldest of the group means she's experienced the most events and injuries. She's one tough lobster. Due to SpyCrabs being endangered, not many get to grow up to the age that she is. So you can only imagine how much shit she had to do just to survive as long as she did. Even sacrificing an arm when it came to rescuing one of her fellow crustaceans. She has a pretty rough history when it comes to humans. Whether that be seeing them kill her kind or even kill others, she will NEVER EVER see them as anything else but feral beasts.
She and Sister Araignée first met when finding her looking for her brother when he got a little too far when it came to a prank. Later on, Crimson decided to take up the responsibility of taking care of those who cannot take care of themselves. Whether that be stopping Coralie from stealing something in front of a human without noticing or making sure Kandy doesn't wake up due to a nightmare. She's a total mama bear.
And just because she's small doesn't mean she's still able to fight back. Her abilities are strength, cloaking, and quick thinking. Her claws are incredibly strong, capable of exerting up to 100 pounds of pressure per square inch, enough to break bones or crush objects. An adult lobster can exert up to 100 pounds of pressure per square inch with their pinchers — ouch! She isn't a lobster; she just has the strength and appearance, but consider her a close relative. She is not a very active one; however, she usually only shows herself when her family is in danger.
She believes that the only way they can survive is if they learn in their own way without someone always being by their side. But it doesn't mean she doesn't care. She just knows that one day, she will die and wants her family to be able to live, even without her.
Like a true mother.
Blue, I has a g/t related confession [and no I'm not putting this through anon cuz I'm not a coward]
I deadass wish I had a literal pocket scout and/or sniper, I love them so much [romantically and platonicaly] that I just wanna have them in my pocket so I can give them a little kiss or something when I feel like it
Btw if you feel like making this a sfm comic or something you have my full on permission diva, go nuts
Best duo pocket size! We love them, and they like spending time with you
