The Pink Book

For years I've been writing quotes in my Pink Book, isn't it about time to put them online?

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How can you sleep at night knowing that you broke someone?

Heartless

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Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

James A. Garfield

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My life needs editing.

Mort Sahl

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Billy Connolly

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

David Lee Roth

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Laurence J. Peter

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

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A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same."

Elbert Hubbard

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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world."

Leo Buscaglia

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader."

John Quincy Adams