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out of all the things to feel fear towards, why do i flinch when i find out my potatoes have sprouted limbs...

#why the hell are the taters veiny #it's so freaky #the potato arms grow faster than light i swear #the potatoes are collaborating #coming together to form a plot #“how can we best torment her”#“she forgot us so we should make her pay when she eventually finds us”#NO PLEAZS #WHY THEY GOTTA ACT UNRULY

i need to know if there is 1) a ghost in my house and 2) if it has been sneaking visions etc into my brain while i sleep. also, has it been moving my shoes while i'm out...?

if there is a ghost, i'm not even mad bc they're lovely so far, but pls stop speaking to me thru my dreams like this.

i don't like playing with the idea of death so much (that dream where even my grandparents have jobs before me was stressful as hell. good pay too. came back just to rub their employment in my face...) unless i can turn it into a movie. but right now i'm not up for that.

so ghost, pls gimme a couple weeks x

#we can be friends but pls don't mess with me when i got a headache #youve probably seen by now that i do everything but take paracetamol for my headaches #and i'm glad you haven't judged me #but solving this mystery (your existence to me right now) isn't helping #if this isn't a ghost i will be going on routine runs to shape up my mind bc it's clearly messed up #unemployed #so so unemployed

cognitohazardous

fire was invented by the grain industry

memorycycle

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

memorycycle

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

my walls are learning about my new obsession with beef (the show) season two...

i need everyone in my life to watch it before i go crazy

#BEEF #what a SHOW #it grows on you #i didn't like it at first but NOW?#whoa... what a show.

started speaking to my plant and imagining its spirit nodding along...

IT WILL SURVIVE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF HER.

#gardening #i need to name her soon #she's so beautiful #her leaves are wavy and she's got lots of colour

when i feel that my personality is dry and stiff, i know i'll be okay because music is my loob.

considering getting a tshirt that spreads this message in a cool font

#stream limbo by namasenda #you gotta love electronic disco or whatever this is #plus the sound of birds chirping #yeah that's it #heavenly #namasenda #pc music

dogpuppy

obsessed with saying "i'm gonna get to the end of this" when talking about a show i'm watching

i am literally gonna SOLVE IT. i'm gonna be so TUNED IN so i can UNDERSTAND what is GOING ON and i'm gonna do it all for the JOY it gives me

#unpaid detective work #feeling mysterious and clever #excited for the next episode

i truly think i'm gonna beat this phone addiction by thinking of my phone as an equippable extra.

it feels so much better to say that "i'm equipping this for super special purposes and only when i need it!" than to treat it like an actual extension of my hand.

by default this also would leave me with more space to catch rain in my hands, pet my favourite animals, and to hold hands with all my friends.

#when my phone goes in my pocket it doesn't exist anymore #i'm bringing video game science into my daily life #it's equippable only when the journey calls for it #this means i need a physical nonogram book tho...#hm

i think its so amazing that michael cera was able to get a job after the lemonade stand especially after threatening that duck... keep dreaming big and you can get there i promise

#i hope he still makes lemonade on the side #hopecore #a beautiful story

butchfagminotaur

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

butchfagminotaur

“oh iran is a dictatorship!” “oh palestine is homophobic!” i don’t care like literally i don’t care that’s not a problem to be solved by other countries blowing innocent people up

redstonedust

post appocalypse story about someone who used to run one of those asmr cooking and crafting youtube channels who now finds themselves extremely popular in the end-times because theyre the only person in town who knows how to make like paper and cheese and upcycled ceramics and shit.

#reblog

brenatto-apothecary

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

bluedinertime

everything is levitating and i'm sinking into the earth's core??

my ankles...

i dressed them with gauze and tape

but now the tape is burning...

is this a sign for me to go barefoot into the snow and let nature heal me?

or is this a sign i'm doomed.

#what is even in this tape #and i cut it too short as well #the tape keeps on coming off #and ig i should be thankful #but it's annoying now #i gotta put my bedtime socks on so i stay cosy #and the tape is just moving wherever it wants

i am so good at climbing stairs like a beast...

all fours, fast and fierce.

the downstairs monster has never gotten me because i'm just so speedy.

i have yet to try any tricks, but there's still time

#movements so quick you won't even see me #i move with the speed of one thousand scooby doo legs

crisismoth

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

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