Buzzy bee go burrr

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hey, typhon?

@honey-alchemist

Yeah?

[honey-alchemist]

So like, you're a pokemon and pokemon trainer right?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I am a Pokemon? Subjective/objective but yeah, mythical or legendary ish. Trainer? I have Pokemon so yeah

[honey-alchemist]

Mind if i borrow one for an experiment?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhhhmmm. Sure I guess. Hold on let me check

*His Pokemon are:

Terrance the Hatrenne: Off doing witchy stuff

Ditto with a pack of items around it

I forgot which ruin Pokemon

Also another run Pokemon

Kai the Koraidon

A Mimikyu

[honey-alchemist]

Two things, you also have two keldeo, and the ruined ones you had melted their pokeballs and ran away. Just thought i'd let you know.

Kai walks up to Meli for belly rubs-which he does get

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

That's... News. I hope they don't do anything dumb or cause havoc. Also yeah, you're right

[honey-alchemist]

They're ruin pokemon, ruin pokemon.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hey, typhon?

@honey-alchemist

Yeah?

[honey-alchemist]

So like, you're a pokemon and pokemon trainer right?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I am a Pokemon? Subjective/objective but yeah, mythical or legendary ish. Trainer? I have Pokemon so yeah

[honey-alchemist]

Mind if i borrow one for an experiment?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhhhmmm. Sure I guess. Hold on let me check

*His Pokemon are:

Terrance the Hatrenne: Off doing witchy stuff

Ditto with a pack of items around it

I forgot which ruin Pokemon

Also another run Pokemon

Kai the Koraidon

A Mimikyu

[honey-alchemist]

Two things, you also have two keldeo, and the ruined ones you had melted their pokeballs and ran away. Just thought i'd let you know.

Kai walks up to Meli for belly rubs-which he does get

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hey, typhon?

@honey-alchemist

Yeah?

[honey-alchemist]

So like, you're a pokemon and pokemon trainer right?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I am a Pokemon? Subjective/objective but yeah, mythical or legendary ish. Trainer? I have Pokemon so yeah

[honey-alchemist]

Mind if i borrow one for an experiment?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hey, typhon?

@honey-alchemist

Yeah?

[honey-alchemist]

So like, you're a pokemon and pokemon trainer right?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won't

*He takes a sip

Not concentrat- HOLY FUCKING SHIT~~

[honey-alchemist]

Having fun?

The kobold is messing with something under his cloak

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

That's so strong~ you're good~

[honey-alchemist]

hehe~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can I keep this~?

[honey-alchemist]

Sure! Not a lot left tho, would u like a pot of it?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just a jar is five

[honey-alchemist]

Ight, i'll have to make one in a bit

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks~

[honey-alchemist]

Np. If you ant help with the effects of the honey ask the kobold right next to you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

???

[honey-alchemist]

So you know how the honey made you horny? Do you want the kobold-

Toxi waves

-to help you?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won't

*He takes a sip

Not concentrat- HOLY FUCKING SHIT~~

[honey-alchemist]

Having fun?

The kobold is messing with something under his cloak

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

That's so strong~ you're good~

[honey-alchemist]

hehe~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can I keep this~?

[honey-alchemist]

Sure! Not a lot left tho, would u like a pot of it?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just a jar is five

[honey-alchemist]

Ight, i'll have to make one in a bit

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks~

[honey-alchemist]

Np. If you ant help with the effects of the honey ask the kobold right next to you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won't

*He takes a sip

Not concentrat- HOLY FUCKING SHIT~~

[honey-alchemist]

Having fun?

The kobold is messing with something under his cloak

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

That's so strong~ you're good~

[honey-alchemist]

hehe~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can I keep this~?

[honey-alchemist]

Sure! Not a lot left tho, would u like a pot of it?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just a jar is five

[honey-alchemist]

Ight, i'll have to make one in a bit

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won't

*He takes a sip

Not concentrat- HOLY FUCKING SHIT~~

[honey-alchemist]

Having fun?

The kobold is messing with something under his cloak

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

That's so strong~ you're good~

[honey-alchemist]

hehe~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can I keep this~?

[honey-alchemist]

Sure! Not a lot left tho, would u like a pot of it?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won't

*He takes a sip

Not concentrat- HOLY FUCKING SHIT~~

[honey-alchemist]

Having fun?

The kobold is messing with something under his cloak

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

That's so strong~ you're good~

[honey-alchemist]

hehe~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won't

*He takes a sip

Not concentrat- HOLY FUCKING SHIT~~

[honey-alchemist]

Having fun?

The kobold is messing with something under his cloak

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This is it huh? Imma just have a small bit of it

[honey-alchemist]

Dont drink too much~

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... What's your strongest?

[honey-alchemist]

Oooo, fiesty today arent ya?

Meli gets out a small vial about the size of a human index finger and gives it you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks

[honey-alchemist]

Would you like some more honey?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

With wa- oh fuck... Ignore the fact it's a tentacle ok?

[honey-alchemist]

I can, im pretty good at being blind to things

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

No, I'm bringing it home

[honey-alchemist]

Not what i meant but oki

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Holy fuck... Can I keep this?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh go ahead, i have lots more left over

you want help with that?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Uhm, hello?

A weird ass bee walks into your cave

-@honey-alchemist

Hm? Oh! Hello‽

[honey-alchemist]

OH hey tpyhon

Waves one of four hands at you. You can see i have a pokeball in one

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the... Goes my name makes it's rounds; Hi. What's your name?

[honey-alchemist]

Oh my name is Meli. Anyways on behalf of toxi im here to give you this pokeball

He gives it too you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Who's toxi?

[honey-alchemist]

A god, dont worry just open the pokeball

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... ok

*He brings out the Pokemon

[unovian-legends]

whERE THE FRACK AM I??

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What- COLT?!?!?

[unovian-legends]

TYPHON????

He's happi too see you- not in *that* way

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Tackle hug* YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YES!

[unovian-legends]

He's crying from how happi he is

YES! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Typhon is crying himself a river with Colt making another

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH IN GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO

*Umm... I think he'd like to say thanks Meli

[unovian-legends]

He's shaking from how much he's crying/happi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Same while hugging him tightly*

*They're vibrating. What are they, quantum physics?

[unovian-legends]

He slowly stops

What have you been up to?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Umm... Allot happened. But to say the products is that I'm a god, I own a city, and fuck taxes

[unovian-legends]

Fuck meOof, i've just been dead tbh

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Both sound about right and and the last is. It's so nice seeing you- wait a second

*He turns to Meli work a worried expression

How and why?

[honey-alchemist]

Called a few favors, you owe me apple

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Literally?

[honey-alchemist]

Yes. Feel free to come over anytime

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

To where?

[honey-alchemist]

My house?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Where? Also can I see now?

[honey-alchemist]

If you wanna see just follow me because its not in the pokemon dimension at all

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. Also sounds fun

[honey-alchemist]

ight, follow me

He goes into the forest

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Follows, asking come if they wanna come

[honey-alchemist]

They open a portal and go through it

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Comes through*

[honey-alchemist]

You find yourself in a fairy tale cottage with a white kobold on the moss rug

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

This place looks nice. It's warm- oh hey, I know you

[honey-alchemist]

He wont mind if you give him belly rubs- Although he's like Zero, dont get him too happy

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ya, got it

*He lightly pets the cute kobold

I forgot. What's his name again?

[honey-alchemist]

He lets out a low happy grumble

Toxi

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Ah. Tanks buddy

[honey-alchemist]

mmm, thats the spot...

The kobold rolls over

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Pets all over* You're nice to pet

[honey-alchemist]

His scales are soft and smooth, its clear he's treated well

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What do you use to clean yourself?

[honey-alchemist]

Water and soap

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What kind of soap? I don't think Come clowns himself enough and his horn gets dirty allot

[honey-alchemist]

Ask Meli, he's the one who washes me

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*looks*

[honey-alchemist]

He doesnt notice you looking because he's making tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

1. What soap do you use? And two what tea you making?

[honey-alchemist]

Its a secret, also makin some honey tea

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Can you get me some? I kinda wanna and need to use it on colt

[honey-alchemist]

Later.

He finishes making tea and sits arcoss from you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

K. What do you do?

[honey-alchemist]

Alchemy. And take care of this horny little shit.

Not the worse things to be called out on

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Really? Are you actually doing basic alchemy or are you trying to make "I make meth" sound allot more innocent?

[honey-alchemist]

Weirdest part is that i make a drug naturally. but no i do Alchemy.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Your honey? Now that's interesting. Anyways nice to hear

[honey-alchemist]

..Would you liek some honey?

ooh i-

no more for you after last time.

okay :C

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Sure. I haven't had honey in a while

[honey-alchemist]

Just letting you know, it makes things a bit spicy

Hands you a jam jar filled with honey

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

?

*Typhon puts it in a burger and eats it

[honey-alchemist]

Remeber when you gave Zero that drink? Well it's come back to fuck with you

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

What the- HOLY FUCK THAT'S STRONG!

[honey-alchemist]

Thank you! Its self-made

oh it is