Queen Of Fuckery

just a stoned little witch

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Hood rat tip number 42069

Useing DayQuil instead of NyQuil it's breakfast leen

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My mom to my little brother "stop making messes"

Little brother "we need messes it keeps our standards low"

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If you can kickflip a ripstick you can kickflip the world

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Happy Halloween 80s popart supervillain edition

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Broken is the new beauty queen

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According to my brother I'm a gay German stripper named sugar puff

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"look at you! You're laughing and eating a burger, this isn't you you don't need too drink anymore"

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I came home smelling like rain and cigarette smoke and teenage love and my mother grabbed me and said "sweetheart, don't you dare fall in love." And I smiled and stuck my hand in my pocket, touching the note you had written me saying that you were 22 degrees Fahrenheit and I was the sun and I could melt you with my fingertips.

And I came home smelling like vanilla vodka and lavender flowers you had bought me and smudged lipstick and my mother noticed the way your t-shirt hung off me and was on inside out and the way you made me give it back two days later and she brushed the hair out of my eyes and said "darling, don't you dare fall in love." And I kissed her cheek and tried to put back together the necklace you had bought me last night. I twirled it around my fingers. They'd still taste like your skin if I put them in my mouth.

And I came home smelling like thunderstorms and fire and breakup songs and cheap vodka that made me throw up and blood and rose thorns and smudged makeup dripping down my face. And my mother just looked at me.

And three weeks later I met a boy who wasn't so cold and let me keep his shirts to sleep in when I missed him and never let anything break. And I came home every night smelling like everything safe and good and happy. Telling myself that I better not dare fall in love. I better not dare fall in love. I better not dare fucking fall in love.

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I just made a Carmel k-cup over chocolate ice cream and it's a sexy fuckin drink let me tell you

[feministism]

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does picking through a pack of skittles, eating the ones I like, and leaving the remainder for whoever wants them make me chaotic good or chaotic  neutral

[chekhov]

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

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Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

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#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

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the fact that Finn mouth's "I'm comin in" before kissing Millie makes my day for some reason  

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Fuck off anxiety only good vibes tonight

[sixpenceee]

I love this sign.

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This belongings on every and all blogs

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Fuck off anxiety only good vibes tonight