Oh So Very Silly

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Yo it gay pride month! Hip-hip hooray!

I don’t think the Ravagers would really have specific sexualities, I mean they’re kind of more worried about not getting shot, so instead here’s who I think prefers men or women

Yondu prefers women but can get it with some more feminine men

Kraglin, kind of canonically, just likes blue. Neither sex nor gender matter as long as they’re blue

Taserface canonically prefers women, but I’d bet he’s kissed a few men while drunk (and a lot more)

Gef is probably chill with everyone and mostly in the middle

Oblo only likes pretty feminine people, like long hair, slender build, dainty everything, all that stereotypical stuff. But that’s not to say he wouldn’t get with a man. They’d just have to be very feminine and he still leans towards women.

Half-Nut just likes any freak. Man, woman, anyone, everyone, as long as they freaky he’s into them.

Tullk prefers women in general and will mainly only ever get with them but he had two or three male flings in his teenage years

Peter is canonically bisexual but he seems to lean more towards feminine people. Probably follows the “flirt with everyone so everyone likes you” rule

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Y’ALL I FORGOT

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

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Have I finished a single story? No.

Do I wanna work on more? Yes.

Guardians of the Galaxy Mouthwashing au with slightly different ending.

Curly: Yondu

Jimmy: Half-Nut

Anya: Kraglin

Daiskui: Oblo

Swansea: Tullk or maybe Taserface (say which you prefer)

The obvious casting, lemme know if y’all would read (may post on here if enough people like)

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Canon things about Taserface that I think are important to know! (Please he needs more fans I am oh so lonely) Btw you can fact check all of these if you want right here :) https://www.inverse.com/article/31135-taserface-in-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-backstory

He likes yoga, he likes arm wrestling because of the movie Over the Top, he likes 80s action movies in general, he likes staring at the stars while drinking, and when he’s doing that he’s thinking about how he actually wants to meet a woman and leave the Ravagers (seriously y’all, he wants to leave the Ravagers for that special someone)

And his type in women, a direct quote from the interview, “a sturdy bone structure and low center of gravity, and probably not a type-A person,” so good for him!

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Different from the normal stuff I post, but I feel it’s important to share. I feel like Autism isn’t talked about enough. Not just in general, or the specific symptoms, but how genuinely depressing it can be. I don’t think people understand how difficult it is to go months without having any meltdowns or really bad episodes and feeling like maybe the doctors were wrong, maybe I “grew out of it”, or maybe I’m finally doing things right, just to have a really bad meltdown that leaves you unhappy and overly irritable for days. To be so brutally reminded that you’re different from everyone else, on a neurological level that can never be fixed. You will never be the same as your friends, your family, or anyone you meet to no fault of your own and you can never fix it. It fucking sucks and more people should be aware of it.

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Tullk never had his own kids, but he’s really good with them. When Yondu was brought onto Stakar’s team (Yondu was 20 something but still traumatized so needed more patience anyways) Tullk was the one in charge of making sure he didn’t die. It’s why he stayed with Yondu after he got his own clan, to protect him and look after him. Because Yondu knows Tullk is good at comforting new recruits who more skittish or emotional he’s the one in charge of comforting them. Obviously this isn’t directly said, it’s more Yondu will mention how the new recruits need to “toughen up” while around Tullk, and then Tullk hunts them down and comforts them after “accidentally” finding them. He was pretty close to a dad for Peter and a lot of other recruits on the younger side

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If I were to write a story with Tullk and Oblo with a father-son relationship would y’all fuck with that?

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My thoughts on Taserface: Not evil.

I don’t think he’s an evil guy. He just wants people to respect him and he has a very strict moral compass. Even if the morals aren’t the best. He was (rightfully) upset that some random kid who wasn’t meant to be with them for more than a month became Captains favorite when there were so many other men that’d been with him for years and were far more loyal. Also, as much as I love Yondu (Literally in the name) his actions in the first movie were pretty dumb. Of course they make sense to the viewers, we’re made to favor Peter and the rest of the Guardians, but to someone like Taserface it was just sacrificing so many people, so many of his friends, for a literal traitor who was never meant to be there. In that spot, with that perspective, I’d be mad too. Then in the second movie they’re offered genuine good money to just capture the Guardians, not kill them, just hand them over. “But they were going to be killed” if I remember right (correct me if I’m wrong) it wasn’t directly confirmed to the Ravagers that they were going to be killed. Taserface isn’t evil he was just doing what he thought was actually best. If Yondu and those that support him are dead, then no more of his friends will need to die and he can keep himself and them safe.

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Very stupid headcanons. Enjoy.

Gef eats dog treats. He was dared to eat one once and he just kept doing it. Like he has a stash in his room. Oblo has been tricked into drinking soap a lot. Like a surprising amount of times. Some Ravager will offer him a drink and he’ll happily take it but it’s straight up soap water. He keeps accepting it without hesitation.

Half-Nut gets locked in rooms a lot. He’ll either get pushed into a room by someone and locked in it or somehow locks himself in a room.

Tullk loves fruit jelly. Some think it’s because he’s old, some think it was his childhood favorite, but he just really likes it.

Taserface has a pet rock. He gave it a name and sometimes he puts it in his pocket when he’s working to take it on a walk. Named it Billy.

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Just posted my first real fic and will be updating it more soon (probs another chapter by tonight) so go check it out! Ao3 is Blue_Guy_Fan and it’s a big collection of backstory snippets of my fav Ravagers :):)

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I don’t care if that silly little guy is evil, that’s My silly little guy

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I’ll mainly be posting Guardians of the Galaxy stuff (Fandom can’t die until I do lmao) and maybe some other things :)

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Wow Tumblr! So cool awesome cool.