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@blueings
about
elaine
she/her
30s
virginia
lesbian
i write on ao3 and unfortunately also in real life.
anons that don’t grant me the same humanity and good faith you would offer yourself join the permanent collection at the inbox museum where they will stay, unanswered, like bugs in a jar
me, complaining that i never get to read fic and maybe i should save a bunch of longfic to read at the beach: i want to read porn. everyone else gets to read porn and i'm always reading boring serious shit with NO porn
wife: you should. literally everyone reads porn at the beach. me, your mom.... maybe not your dad
me: yeah he's reading books about
both of us simultaneously: boats
as in many human affairs, there is a better way: eat me
looking at the version of myself i was in 2024 and wondering how i can get her back and frowning when i realize it's actually just because i keep letting my stylist do maintenance trims that are preventing me from achieving true growth
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
would love to write something that could be publishable in the polite echelons of the literati but unfortunately i'm only interested in writing about dead animals and lesbian sex
favorite thing that has happened this pride month so far is our lesbian neighbors texting us to ask if our other neighbor is homophobic
happy pride month dykes i love you dykes
"i'm no better than a man" hey don't say that. of course you are
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
can everybody pray that the only coffee shop with an outdoor patio in town isn't stupid busy this afternoon. futile hope considering it's the most perfect day that has ever existed. but such is the nature of prayer
got a spot at the patio and have been plugging away but i'm having an insane experience where there is some kind of bizarre post-first marriage.... date? heterosexual hangout? happening behind me where i'm actually telepathically trying to tell the MAN that he needs to get out of there
My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness
can everybody pray that the only coffee shop with an outdoor patio in town isn't stupid busy this afternoon. futile hope considering it's the most perfect day that has ever existed. but such is the nature of prayer
Love that the cover synopsis of Harrow the Ninth is like 'they're back 😍 and GAYER than ever 😘' and this is referring to Harrow vomiting profusely at the mention of her ex-situationship, hallucinating the mysterious girl corpse she's been in love with since age 10, and whatever psychological toxic horror is occurring with Ianthe. Need I mention the brain surgery
god. as my posting today implies i am STUPID bored. anybody got any hot goss. hot takes. fun weekend plans. i'll take anything
one knock against tumblr is how frequently it will show your posts to people who have never had a conversation with you before who then decide monologuing in the replies is a normal way to engage with a stranger
not gonna reblog it because i'm not bringing that energy onto my lawn but that post that's going around about "why are you 31 posting fandom content" 1) it's not socially acceptable to do coke on weekdays and after staring at excel spreadsheets for 7.5 hours a day every day staring at the character on my phone on company time is as good as a bump 2) when i was 18 i roomed with a group of 40yos at my very first con and when they brought out the boxed wine and i demurred because i didn't want them to get in trouble they were like we actually do not care and got me tequila instead. respect your elders
