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33, gay, he/him, Portland OR, video games and butts sometimes. Send me a message for some reason. :v

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This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax

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Also, if your house is haunted, before burning sage or hiring an exorcist, make sure to check your carbon monoxide filter first.

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100% organic

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Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

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InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

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They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

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Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

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this is honestly such a good idea

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This was the splash screen for GIMP Release 2.7.2