Weekends at Hogwarts be like

izzy's playlists!
đ
hello vonnie
Doug Jones
h
No title available

Origami Around
noise dept.
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

pixel skylines

bliss lane

No title available

PR's Tumblrdome
Cosimo Galluzzi
Color Me Curious
No title available
$LAYYYTER
taylor price

shark vs the universe
Monterey Bay Aquarium
seen from United States
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil

seen from Norway

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Australia
seen from Canada

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam

seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Canada
@blueliketheatlantic
Weekends at Hogwarts be like
I feel like hating Elon is the equivalent of hating Edison in the 19th century.
D: Every freaking time!!! You have to go and try to solve everything on your own
H: What was I supposed to do? Go get you?
D: YES!!! THAT WAS WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO!!
H: What?
D: I´m your boyfriend if you need help you call me and I will be there helping you with your ridiculous plans...but no, "San Potter" has to be the Hero. And I'm the stupid Malfoy that has to find out about your near-death experience thanks to the school gossip.
H: Draco...
D: I had a plan, you know, after you told me about the dreams. I was researching mind-protecting spells and trackers. The only reason I was able to save your precious Godfather was because Blaise told me about the fight in Umbridge office.
H: I´m...I...Draco....
D: Do you even trust me?
H: What? Of course, I trust you
D: Then explain to me why I was the last to find out my boyfriend decided to fly to London on a bunch of winded horses? With the only help of 2 Weasels, Lunatica and Longbottom? The only one capable was Granger!!!
H: I didn´t though... you care
D:...
H: I´m not used to someone caring for me...not like you do it. I know Hermione and Ron care, the Weasleys, Remus, and Sirius, but they don´t see me as you do. They don´t see the ugly parts, the screams, the self-hatting, the fear; You do. And you are still here, you still care.
D: I love you
H: Draco?
D: I love you, it's not just that I care, I´m in love with you, deeply. I have been in love with you for years, probably. I don´t know how to exist without loving you
H: I love you too.
suddenly imagining this au where dabi gets his whole big fight with endeavor like he always wanted and there are cameras and other pro heroes on the way and he finally has a platform to ruin endeavor
and when he starts talking, jeering at endeavor
âfather dearestâ
while everyone watches silent and shocked, he just grins widely and insanely and shoots out jets of blue flames hotter than a terrified, white faced endeavorâs own weakened orange sparks
and emboldened he screams out his story of how endeavor abused him and his mother and his little brother and it disgusts him it was never looked into that endeavors eldest was hospitalized and then disappeared without a trace at the tender age of sixteen
and people start joining in
people tweeting their own stories and lining up in front of the cameras to talk about either endeavor or other pro heroes they can testify against, suddenly courageous, cause if this moron can do it they can too, exposing false heroes who have no right to stand up there known to the public as protectors when they dont deserve it
and the heroes arrive and hawks, who knew this was going to happen because of course dabi was gonna do this
last night heâd kissed hawksâ sweaty collarbone and whispered a love confession against his skin and hawks had guessed in that moment that he was about to pull some life threathening shit
he catches a tired (but still grinning fiercely) dabi before he drops of exhaustation and aizawa uses his quirk on endeavor and hawks sends his feathers to take him down and into holding with the help of other furious heroes with gritted teeth and tense shoulders, who just wanted to save people and they cant believe they trusted this bitter, toxic man
but like whatever all this happens and after it all dies down and endeavor is jailed for life along with all the other fake heroes, and sweet rei has her own home to live in with her ecstatic kids and they all hug her for a long time
dabi? somehow? becomes kinda like an icon to the kids of his generation
cause what they had needed was a figurehead, a representative who would stand up against the bullshit of the flawed hero society
not a broadshouldered leader like endeavor as hawks had thought when he brushed off the, to him, outrageous sounding idea of a figure like him to be the next all might
hawks could have shouldered the weight of the country easily, but dabi did it carelessly, thoughtlessly, cause it was the thing heâd needed to do. hes no all might but heâs one of many people looked up to
suddenly hes a public figure like a hero except not and the entire country fondly refers to him as 'their chaotic good emo sonâ and he has twitter stans and he has accounts dedicated to updating on news about him which blows his fucking mind because heâd dismissed the dream of being a hero when he realized he wouldnt be able to have a platform to expose endeavor if he was a hero. it was far too complicated, the hero society
and hawks laughs for an hour about dabiâs newfound fame then abruptly stops when he realizes #dabihawks is trending on twitter along with a grainy video of dabi collapsing and hawks skidding and kneeling behind him to catch him in his arms
dabi teases him about being his hero hawks.exe has stopped functioning
people want dabi to do an interview and talk about himself and what motivated him and so many other things but he hates pretty much every interviewer who exists only to ask condescending questions and start scandals
so hes like 'nah fuck that shit hawks has a youtube channelâ
he does a qna livestream and answers twitter questions like a proper famous millennial
he films in what everyone recognizes as hawksâ apartment and he ignores at least twenty questions specifically about that till he cracks and snaps, âyes this is hawksâ apartment, yes im rooming with him, yes i pay the fucking rent now can y'all stOPâ
deep questions coming in about what motivated him and if he thought about his family while in the league
âthe one thing that kept me going from age sixteen to age twentyfour was the thought that i can make life better for my family, i can end their suffering,, and also this mans entire career-â
hawks loses it, giggling into his hand and dabi stares at him fondly from over the camera and the chat goes wild
someone asks what he thought when he met hawks and he laughs
âmeeting hawks was like. a joke.â
'hey!-â
âsorry babe, but seriously i didnt believe for a second that he wanted to join the league of villains, like look at this guy hes so heroic, heâll stick to the simplest way to save people, always. i didnt want to, but we got closer and i realized it wouldnt be so bad if i let someone in, and i definitely wouldnt mind if its this guyâ
'aaaAHH wh- when did u get so smooth you dickâ
dabi beams and does a peace sign and hawks makes a strangled noise and covers his face
then less deep questions
âdabi my man congrats on fucking the hot? piece of ? ass that is h-hAWKS- what the FUCKâ
*crashing sound as hawks falls over cackling breathlessly*
âhawks did you send this in yourself??? wh- get up and stop laughing u asshole!!â
imagine dabi and hawks as the countrys poster children, adored by literally everyone, and their starcrossed romance is something movies are made about
ok alright maybe perhaps thats too much but whatever i love these morons
I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.
people keep asking about this one as well
God I love these things
I see nothing wrong here
Love that in a lot of classic literature people just ârandomlyâ fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.
And then theyâre like âwe took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkablyâ and itâs like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and sheâll do very well not getting mesothelioma.
Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation
actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. iâve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasnât i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. iâm closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i canât talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.
Glass of Supervicious Fluid
a fine vintage
Take a fucking sip babes
I like how super cruel this fluid is
oh shit its grugnort. take a snip babes
Iâm a very messy person who tries VERY HARD to keep a clean home. Itâs probably ADHD. Anyway, the best advice I ever saw about it was:
âInstead of changing your habits to keep clean, look at where the clutter is. Now put a bin under it.â
I tend to remove my socks at the computer and then thereâs a mountain of socks on the floor? I put a small bin and now it looks tidy. There are piles of junk mail on the table near my front door because I can never bring them to the recycling bin? I put a smaller recycling bin there. Etc etc.
Another trick that helps me immensely are BOXES.
The bathroom sink is covered in small bottles and all sorts of products? I got small plastic crates and I put them over the toilet lid, one for my stuff, the other for my roomateâs. The linen closet is just piles of things that fall when you open the door? Baby I just got a bunch of baskets and I will separate them by function.
I have baskets and small boyxes for: my cleaning products; my birdâs toys and stuff; my workout accessories; my meds and daily skincare products; my tools; and pretty much all my art stuff.Â
It still takes some effort to keep everything in its place, but having everything in a box still looks tons better than having everything on the counter, and itâs so better for the mental health.Â
After YEARS of a perpetually messy room with clothes all over the floor⌠I cleared off two shelves of my bookshelves. Clothes go there if they arenât ready for laundry yet.
One change, and my floors are clear. And because theyâre clear, theyâre easier to keep clean.
One of the principles of design is that you have to design things according to how human beings act, not how you think they ought to act. That goes for designing your own space as well: organize for the you that you are, not the you that you think you ought to become.
All of this. I also call this the âFuck Pinterestâ principle of home organization. What matters is not a theoretical best practice but what will help your individual life in your own specific space.
This is my entire philosophy to home organization. âYouâre not going to change, so change your space to suit you.â Why do we spend so much time and energy trying to be someone who walks down the hall to the closet to hang a coat when we can just put a hook next to the door? After living alone for a few years, you know the habits that are there to stay. Find the habits and put bins under them.
you think youâre faking?
you think youâre faking depression? oh ok, then you know, stop being sad. itâs a conscious choice to fake, so just stop it. get off tumblr, stop reblogging sad shit, and be happy. letâs see how thatâll work out for you. if you think youâre faking, you can stop doing it right now.Â
you think youâre faking anxiety?oh ok, then stop being nervous. if you start feeling like you canât breathe then just stop it. if you really didnât have it, you could do that. but can you stop?
oh, you think youâre faking ADHD? oh ok,you have 2 weeks of incomplete homework,so just do it. whatâs stopping you? whatâs blocking you? if you didnât have it why canât you just start writing right now? just stop.Â
you think youâre faking an eating disorder? oh ok, then go to the kitchen right now, yes, right now, and eat. DONâT count calories, donât obsess over it, donât puke it up, finish the whole thing. why canât you do it? nobodyâs stopping you.
this applies to all mental illnesses. there is reason why your brain is giving you these thoughts, ââyouâre fakingggg!!ââ, itâs hard to become aware of how ill you are, your brain is trying to cope in the best way it can, by pretending youâre fine. but itâs ok to not be ok. you are not faking, even if you were subconsciously faking somehow (which almost never happens), the pain is real and valid and you deserve and need help. everytime you feel like youâre faking, keep all of this in mind.Â
you can try to save this post or write it somewhere, or screenshot it when you feel bad.Â
please, reblog and boost this, more people need to hear it. you deserve to heal and be happy and ok. if yall like this Iâll make more~Â
At first you don't think too much about it. Maybe you aren't at that point yet. But you see it happening all around you: the pining, the crushes, the dating, the kisses. Later your friends talk about sex, and it's like a race about who is going to get there first. And yet you assist to all this as an spectator. It happens, but not to you.
The teen years pass and things settled a little. But you still see it and hear about it. Your friends say things like "I'd fuck them" or share pictures of people who (apparently) are very hot. You only can say they're pretty (sometimes)
Then you wonder if there's something wrong with you. If you're weirder than you've thought, because there's definitely something off there. Where are your pining, your crushes, your kisses, your "I'd fuck them"?
Along the way, you've learned the word asexual and it's been there in the back of your mind. You learn a bit more and see that there's other people like you, that feel like you, that you're not broken or weird. That you're you and that's okay
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!!
Who's gonna pay for this kid's therapy though?
(Also the impeding Disney copyright lawsuit) via
I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them