TeenageMutant NinjaHertl

San Jose Sharks fan, love sending clappers from the blue line and steppin up on benders

[orcses]

[blackhawks-shuffle]

Hockey toys being marketed towards young girls! What a dream

[bluelinebruiser]

I get where you're coming from and all but I think this is really more about how Frozen is taking over literally everything in the world. I bought a can of corn today and it had Frozen on it. There is no stopping Frozen.

[bluelinebruiser]

Boy: *watches sports with gf*

Girl: that was such a good play!!

Boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?

[webofgoodnews]

Have some faith in humanity!

[mydemisee]

THE LAST ONE.

[setbabiesonfire]

I reblogged so fast for the last one.

[the-sassy-cosplayer-deactivated]

I’ve seen many cruelties in this world, but those are small in comparison to the kind light shown by many. This makes me cry because it shows there is hope for this world.

[go-back-to-ikea-deactivated2016]

Who chooses these screencaps

[leondraisaitl29]

That… does not look fun!

[90s90s90s]

[ruinedchildhood]

when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus

[bluelinebruiser]

What are you talking about he turned into a pineapple

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I just realized the phrase “honk if you’re horny” is a pun about horns.

[fenwayfighter]

Pucks and Recreation 5/?

[priceys]

are your eyes still burning? / based off this post

[bluelinebruiser]

It bothers me deeply that these jerseys actually don't look that bad.

[nhlstarbucks]

Corey Perry

Corey Perry walks into a busy Starbucks and everyone else walks out.

[nhlstarbucks]

Duncan Keith

Duncan Keith finishes his Iced Oprah Chai but waits until the remains have all melted until he recycles the cup and exits the Starbucks. He never leaves the ice. 

[nhlstarbucks]

Jamie Benn

Jamie Benn approaches the counter and, after ordering a blueberry muffin, inquires as to when it will be delivered to his house. The confused barista tells him they’ll give it to him in the store. Jamie Benn gives a look of disgust. “Cancel my order,” he says. “I don’t eat out.”

[hamhoose-blog]

[tylerseguin-deactivated20150225]

Daniel & Henrik’s tiebreaker ends in a tie (+)

[bluelinebruiser]

What video is this from?

[ochean-waves]

brent burns looks like he can fight a bear

[bluelinebruiser]

I think he'd playfully wrestle with the bear and then they would become friends

[allieeelouise]

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