Bluesberry

She/her

[waystar-royco]

The Vampire Lestat (2026) - Season 1, Episode 1

[parachim]

inat's email game is wild

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[quiet-compassion]

It’s hilarious to me that so much of the TVL promo has been like “What if Lestat was the coolest guy in the world?” And then this new teaser is like “I mean, he’s not. But could you imagine?”

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[endiness]

[rslashrats]

going down the wikipedia rabbit hole again

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[letswishuponastar]

of all the Canadian references in the first episode of tvl, the best ones have to be

1. Lestat ending up at a motel in Windsor, ON

2. Hearing “tabarnak” on the big screen

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[steadynightruins]

"first nine months of your mortal life" of course Louis believes life begins at conception he's old as fuck and catholic

[picardsmalewife]

#needthat

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[byedisaster]

Louis: “let the tale seduce you, as I was seduced”

Lestat: “which one of you has OD’d before?”

annnnd I think that sums up their two narration styles

[fromstarstuff]

21 year old anxious wreck pushover junior officer ezri dax who is pressured into saying yes to the symbiont even though she doesn’t want it and loses her sense of self overnight as a result i am so fond of you and wish the writers weren’t cowards