You've arrived, my dear Karamatsu girl...

Karamatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-sa. Affiliated with Koi no Yokan.

[bluesecondbrother]

divermay‌:

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For a moment, the stranger’s words almost seemed noble. Perhaps she was wrong about him. The term “The Karamatsu Struggle” sounded awfully important. What a curse indeed…

But as the man continued to talk, a familiar fatigue settled into May’s bones.

His plight sounded..well, insignificant. Childish. She wondered yet again if he was mocking her. Or, thinking back on her early conversations with her previous teammate, Kazami…if he was just that foolish.

Well, fools can be reckless, and Kazami had proven multiple times how dangerous that was. But perhaps this was a new opportunity. He had taken the time to speak with her, and despite his warnings she didn’t feel any pain. Well, not bodily pain anyway, she thought as the beginning of a migraine set on. 

“I…ah,” May cleared her throat, not sure how to talk with the stranger. Typically she’d walk by these types of people. “That’s unfortunate, your…mishaps with others. But I doubt your presence will harm me.” May extended her hand out; this was a way to make friends, right? 

“My name is May. You are…?”

Karamastu was impressed. “Ah, a brave one, you are...unafraid of the burdens that come from being acquainted with one who only brings suffering. Heh...how admirable. Yes, I think you and I will get along fine!”

He accepted her handshake, bowing grandly as he did so. He was inclined to kiss her hand, but he refrained. The last time he did that, the beautiful lady smacked him in the face. “May...a lovely name! And it’s my birth month...and that of my brothers, too!” He stood up fully, looking at her through sunglass-covered eyes. “I am Karamatsu. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance!”

[bluesecondbrother]

abductedgenius‌:

“Of course they’re shy– but not because of your face! They’re shy because we don’t make the effort to communicate with them!” 

After that retort, Leo simply sticks his tongue out at Karamatsu and blows a raspberry. “My heart is plenty wild! I’m in my youth!” Who knows if he could actually detect the signals from aliens, Leo said a lot of strange things that never necessarily made any sense. 

“On God?! You really just asked the aliens to spank you? – If Keito was here, I’m sure he’d beat your head in! Ugh, no no no. Get up, right now! I’ll show you how to properly talk to aliens. C’mon, get up!” 

Picking up his speaker, he plays music once more and shoves it towards Karamatsu, clearly wanting him to hold it as he was instructing the other of what to do. “So, place the speaker on your head. I usually carried a boombox but I don’t have that here.” Taking a step back, Leo inhales before doing a sort of improvisational dance. His movements were fluid, clear that he knew what he was doing. Arms would reach upwards, legs outstretched before he would spin himself and leap into the air.

It wasn’t that difficult of dance ( to those who knew how to dance ), it was a mixture of Pirouette and Petit allegro, eventually transforming into some more freestyle dance moves. Letting out a huff, he placed his hands on his hips and looked back at the other.

“Like that! See, it’s that simple!”

He was confused. “Huh? But I just invited them...they shouldn’t be so shy when I welcome them with open arms! Heh...but I suppose it might be intimidating to be greeted by the one and only Karamatsu.”

After being admonished, he slowly got up. “So...I shouldn’t expect the aliens to punish me? How forgiving of them!” He looked up to the sky again. “Thank you, aliens, for being so kind!” Surely expressing his gratitude wasn’t crossing a line. “But yes, please show me how to properly talk to aliens!”

He watched, slightly impressed with the young man’s dance moves. If he could harness such moves himself, the Karamatsu Girls wouldn’t be able to resist! By that, he could at least understand the gist of it. “I see, so you talk to aliens by using music and moving your body, hm? How very dramatic...I love it!” He struck a pose, pointing one finger in the air. “In case you didn’t already know, my name is Karamatsu. May I assist you in talking to aliens, my new friend?”

[bluesecondbrother]

@fourthsaken​

In a strange way, Karamatsu was able to tell that he wasn’t the only one of the sextuplets to have ended up in Koi. Maybe it was just inborn...the six of them had been together for so long, after all. It was still much more fun to think of it as some kind of amazing superpower, though. Karamatsu sense...he liked the sound of that.

He traveled around Koi, keeping an eye out for anyone who looked exactly like him - and, of course, for any Karamatsu Girls. Eventually, he stumbled upon someone he’d recognize anytime and anywhere. While his younger brother would probably not be happy to see him, Karamatsu could hardly contain his joy.

“Oh! My little Ichimatsu! Brother!!!“ He ran to the fourth-born son, twirling and striking a triumphant pose. “It has been so long, hasn’t it? But fear not...you will see plenty of Karamatsu from here on out. Heh...I will heal the wounds of separation.“

[bluesecondbrother]

divermay‌:

May had nearly walked by him entirely. The people in the area were not yet of interest to her, as she felt there was still much to learn from inspecting the city itself. And so far, everyone she had passed had left her alone. For this reason he had caught her off kilter.  

She briefly glanced upwards, eyes only, keeping her guard up. Was there something in the sky? But her quick check revealed nothing out of the ordinary. Looking back down, she realized he was still speaking; he was talking as if someone was listening.

Here, May didn’t have access to any defensive equipment, and she wasn’t sure how safe the area was. Were the other civilians here living creatures? Were they pre-programmed NPCs? And even then, she wasn’t sure if it mattered. Nothing about this city had been confirmed yet.

Finally tuning in on the stranger’s words, she began to process what he was saying.

Wait, what is he trying to pull here? 

Crossing her arms, she glanced down at him; a solid pose, but she kept a bit of spring in her soles in case this man was looking for a fight.

“I’m certain the day will be enjoyable,” she replied evenly. “But what is it that makes you so ‘sinful?’”

"Of course!” he declared. “We must live every day to the fullest! We never know when it could be ruined by shady characters, or snatched, like this!” He snapped his fingers.

“Ah, you wish to know of my plight,“ he continued on. “The Karamatsu Struggle. Oh, what pain it brings me!“ He posed with his hand over his face in an unnecessarily dramatic fashion. “You see, I am a loner. I am rebellious and I need no one. Yet I wonder...how is it that I inflict pain on others without getting close to them?“

He sighed. “Not long ago, I was wearing my bright, shining pants...and I heard some passerby say that it was painful. Another time, I was wearing sunglasses indoors, and I tripped and fell. I looked up to see faces around me full of suffering. The same happened went I recited my love poems in public...” He stepped back. “So, you mustn’t get too close! For I might inflict such pain upon you without even trying!”

[bluesecondbrother]

mimikichu‌:

Mizuki doesn’t really make a habit of forming opinions about people she sees. Appearance is an inconsistent marker, and even attitude could be misleading at first. People were a confusing bunch, and so she mostly just quietly observed from the sidelines.

She’d noticed the flamboyantly dressed man, her eyes panning across the people passing by as she sat on street bench, legs swinging, but only thought— Ah, doesn’t he remind her of Gladion? Wonder how he’s doing?

Girl moves on quickly, silent observation as she watches the hustle of the city around her. A cat nearby yowls, and she startles, knocking Mimikyu’s pokeball from her belt unto the ground! She stands up to chase it, eyes trained to the ground as she moves.

She doesn’t notice the man approaching until… Her Mimikyu’s pokeball is picked up, and she stares at a set of feet on the ground. The owner of the feet talks, and Mizuki lifts her gaze up to meet the flamboyant man from earlier.

She blinks a few times, surprised by their sudden appearance, and tilts her head as she watches them quietly. After a few moments of awkward silence, a blank expression on her face; they look like they’re a bit put off by her reaction.

“…. … …Thank you,” she says quietly, after a few moments! When the ball is handed back, a small shy smile melts unto her face.

The little one was clearly very impressed with his chivalry. It was his honor to teach a young one the ways of a proper adult, and a gentleman, no less. She took back the ball she’d dropped, and he struck the coolest pose that came to mind.

“You are welcome, young lady,” he said. “Were it not me, someone bad might have come along and stolen that from you! This world may have bad people in it, but I, Karamatsu, will protect the innocent! Even if I can get close to no one...truly, it is the hedgehog’s dilemma.”

[bluesecondbrother]

abductedgenius‌:

Leo was well known for being a bit brash due to his direct way of speaking, after all, he didn’t hesitate to tell someone to shut up whenever he was composing. To him, Karamatsu was almost acting like another eccentric, so he only wanted to amp up his own eccentrics because of that.

“Capture the hearts of aliens?! No no, you can’t do that. That’s way too forward!” He exclaims, putting down the speaker and childish covering his ears. “Noooo~ Stop it. You’re driving them away! They don’t wanna be around a pushy pervert! Your singing voice is kinda horrible too! I thought you were a kitten screaming for its mother! That’s coming from me who can’t sing well and is an idol!”

“Of course they’re not coming! You scared them off! Can’t you tell their signals are weaker now? I had danced for so long and you ruined it…” He trails off, turning his attention to Karamatsu.  He immediately stands upright, pointing in an accusatory manner at the other man.

“Dogeza ! Get into a Dogeza right now! On your hands and knees, apologize to the aliens for being so rude! Now more aliens won’t come to this place unless you apologise. That’s an order from Ou-sama, king of this world’s aliens!”

“Heh...you are right,“ Karamatsu said in agreement. “The aliens may be too shy, being spoken to by such a handsome man.“ However, the next comments seemed to be a bit harsher. Well, it was nothing Karamatsu couldn’t handle. His brothers never went easy on him, after all.

“Pervert? You must be confusing me with one of my brothers,“ he said. “And my singing is not for everyone...some lack the wild heart needed to enjoy it.“ At the mention of signals, he wondered how the orange-haired young man could detect such a thing. The only signals Karamatsu could read on a loud and clear basis were the quickened pulses of his Karamatsu Girls.

Ah, maybe it was the twin cowlicks near the back of his head? Well, it would be an easy mistake to make. “This is not an antenna. My hair does this on its own.”

Wait...he had to get on his hands and knees? In public? How very indecent...but he was nothing if not adventurous. “Oh, my Karamatsu Aliens! I am so very sorry for being so forward! Please, spank me like the sinful man I am!”

[bluesecondbrother]

mochafururin‌:

Kanon flips through her small book absentmindedly, not really paying attention to her surroundings. Checking out a book about jellyfish and their species was one of the best decisions she’s made in long time, and she’s thoroughly enjoying it all. The strumming of a guitar stirs her from her reading, and her attention moves to the man singing… about a girl with blue hair. That’s nice.

…Wait, she has blue hair. Oh.

❝ Fuee? ❞

The lyrics make her face redden, and she shuts her book and holds it against her chest. Wait, why is he singing about her? Did she do something odd? Maybe she tripped and didn’t notice?? He’s complimenting her, but–

❝ T-Thank you… um… ❞

Ahh, she’s no good at these kinds of things… so she just stands around and stares at the ground with a blushing face. Perhaps he’s being nice! She hopes so, at least. 

He was glad to have gotten her attention, even if she seemed a little embarrassed. Not everyone was used to being praised all the time, he supposed. What a shame!

“Heh...I find inspiration in my surroundings,” he said confidently. “Sometimes, I sing about the pain of my loneliness, brought on by my life as a rebel. True, Karamatsu needs no one! But oh, even the most wild of hearts still long to be tamed. And there is beauty to sing about! The wind, the sky, the sunshine! And...!“ He strikes a pose before her. “Beautiful ladies.“ Yes, he was most certainly on top of his game. No doubt she was thoroughly impressed by his talent.

[bluesecondbrother]

abductedgenius‌:

The composer dances about, it seems to be a form of freestyle dance. He’s even holding a portable speaker – or more so balancing one on top of his head, blasting music of his own creation. 

What for, you ask? To communicate with the aliens, of course! Leo wants to talk to all the aliens, not just the one in Koi. So he danced and sung, he hoped that an alien would communicate with him soon. Footsteps approached, his features bright only to be filled with disappointment.

“Eh? Who are you? You’re not the aliens I’m trying to communicate with. Shoo, shoo~ Away with you~ Unless you wanna talk to the aliens too. ♪ I’m done! I only sing now for aliens! – and ‘Knights’, but mostly aliens. Wahahaha!✰ ”

Well, that was rude. Didn’t this orange-headed fool know that he was in the presence of the Karamatsu Matsuno? He could be devoting his time and attention to all of the Karamatsu Girls...they’d be far more grateful.

But aliens sounded interesting too, and maybe there were even more Karamatsu Girls out there than this planet had to offer. Sure, they might have tentacles or pincers or other weird things, but as long as they were pure of heart, Karamatsu had nothing against them.

“You’ll never catch the heart of aliens like that,“ he said, pointing at the other guy in his typical, finger-guns way. “Here, I’ll show you!“ He spread his arms, standing up tall and projecting his voice unto the heavens. Ah, if the aliens didn’t hear, maybe the angels would.

“Oh, my little aliens! Come visit earth and your favorite human of all, Karamatsu! I will give you all my love and sing all of my beautiful songs to you! Oh, how I love my Karamatsu Aliens!!!“

Huh...no beam of light or UFO sighting. In fact, it was almost eerily quiet, and people nearby had stopped to stare at the spectacle. He turned to the other guy who’d put the idea into his head to begin with, his cocky smile unwavering. “Heh...they’re not coming.”

[bluesecondbrother]

@abductedgenius​

People in Koi seemed to come from far and wide, and to be involved in all sorts of different professions. It was interesting, even to someone as self-absorbed as Karamatsu could often be.

He’d been doing a lot of walking around when he saw a young man who seemed to exude a certain charismatic energy. It was quite impressive...and Karamatsu approached, hoping to learn what he could.

“Heh...it’s exhausting, isn’t it? Being in the constant light of adoration...one must be very strong in order to carry such a weight.“

[bluesecondbrother]

@mochafururin​

One of the first things Karamatsu felt the need to do was get his hands on a guitar just like the one he had at home...and thankfully, he was able to. While his new home didn’t have a climbable roof, there were plenty of open areas where he could share his music with the world.

“Oh Karamatsu, such a loner, so very cool

All the Karamatsu girls flock to him

He wants all, but needs none

He is a lone wolf!“

As he finished his rather poetic lone wolf line, he noticed a girl nearby, and in his mind, there was nothing more effective than dedicating a beautiful song to an equally beautiful girl. He changed his tune, both literally and figuratively.

“Oh, girl with blue hair

Karamatsu’s favorite color is also blue

Blue is the color in which his mommy dressed him

This is my way of saying I like your hair!“

[bluesecondbrother]

@pidgeyatto​

Since arriving in Koi, Karamatsu had mostly been scoping out the local women, searching for all of the Karamatsu Girls that the city had to offer. He seemed to be having very little luck, which was odd; every time he walked into a new area, he would call out to them, shouting something like, “run into my arms, dear Karamatsu girls!”

Still, though a hardened loner of a man like himself had no need for companionship, he did find it strange not being able to return to his brothers when he got home. Even the stuffed replicas of them were still less...noisy. It was then that he happened upon an unfamiliar kind of bird, which seemed like a good listener.

“Heh, to fly through the sky so majestically...you must be able to go anywhere you please. So cool...so free. Oh, Karamatsu Bird of Freedom!“ He completely failed to notice the young man, and probable owner of the bird(?) was nearby and likely listening to all of it.

[bluesecondbrother]

@divermay​

Upon crossing paths with a young woman he’d never seen before, Karamatsu’s first instinct was to figure out how to talk to her. She was beautiful, with long, black hair, and her expression seemed rather serious. Oh, the songs he could write for such a beauty!

“The day before us...“ He took off his sunglasses to look up at the sky - further proof of his lack of sense - and sighed, as though the sunlight was revitalizing to him in some way. “Heh, it is only half as lovely as you, pretty lady. But oh, if I could simply enjoy the day without being such a sinful man!“

[bluesecondbrother]

@mimikichu​

Karamatsu loved all of the attentive gazes he received when walking around Koi. Clearly, nobody had ever seen such a cool man in this place, and he was enlightening them, blessing them with the very picture of edgy masculinity. But he was a loner, a true rebel, and it was best that they admire him only from afar. Nothing good ever came from flying too close to the sun...the Karamatsu sun included.

Still, he wasn’t one to shy away from those in need. So, when he saw a red and white ball on the ground near a young girl, he sprang into action, picking it up and offering it to her in a grandiose fashion.

“My darling little Karamatsu girl...you seem to have dropped this, hm? You should be more careful~“

[bluesecondbrother]

Starter call! Who wants this embarrassing man headed their way? I’ll cap at 5 for now!

[aienkienrp]

Without prior reservation, here is one Karamatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-san! His application is under /app

Welcome to Koi, Karamatsu Matsuno!

You shall be housed in Cappuccino Apartments. Our system has found you a suitable partner by the name of Marisa Kirisame! Please try not to start anything. You have nothing for the city to take, lucky you! Your welcome package contains a pair of sunglasses, a badly written book with cheesy pick-up lines on how to flirt with people, tiny stuff dolls of your brothers.

☾ Celeste Mod