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youāve got me? whoās got you?
how big are you..um, how /tall/ are you?
would you like a glass of wine?
youāre gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!
donāt tell me: he sends a check every week to his sweet, grey-haired old mother.
call me crazy, but iāve always been a firm believer that beauty, itās on the inside.
i can be loud, & at times, iām a little bossy.
iād rather be in some sand blown purgatory with you than in the hell of never knowing if iāll ever see you again.
guess iām a sucker for stray dogs & naked men⦠okay, that didnāt come out right.
iām just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence, & youāre not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.
spread that rumor, & you can expect my fist in your face.
isnāt that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
a couple more hugs, & maybe youāll have the ābah humbugsā squeezed out of you.
you can save you holier-than-thou, made for tv platitudes, & drown them in some holy water, mister.
& i thought those sex & the city girls have gaudy taste.
look, i know it sounds crazy, but iām just afraid that my big mouth is going to wreck our relationship one day.
my head is pounding like a mosh pit, & my mouth tastes like armpit.
you have been cashing in on so many rain checks recently that i am soaking wet with disappointment.
iām eating a maple doughnut, & youāre kind of invading my personal space.
stop beating yourself up. youāre not alone in this. the truth is, we could all die tomorrow.
i donāt even know how to get huffy, okay? i do happy. i do sad. i do 'stop giving me the run around bitch, or i will come for you.ā
you sound too good to be true⦠whatās your secret?
give him one for me! make it a dozen!
the only thing holding that dress up is faith.
it must have hurt your fingers⦠clamping down on my throat like that.
iām gonna personally lead the army that vaporizes you two.