•insufferable goth screaming•

The Fic itself: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17470526?view_full_work=true 🌸 I occasionally change my profile, but its usually Ren Amamiya or Dark Pit, so fret not, I suppose. 🌸 gallery image was made by @personaparadise here on Tumblr

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"A glowstick that doesn’t glow is just a shitty bracelet!"

— Daisy to Peach, dissapointedly, talking about a glowstick bracelet that wasn’t working.

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Battle Between The Walls: Chapter 1

"Attention! All teams for the Maze Duel Tournament will now be selected! Please direct your focus to the bulletin ahead!"

Dark Pit yawned and continued to slouch in his seat. Fighting was his thing! Why was he so bored with it now? Was it that it was the same people? Was it how easy it was for him to predict their next move? Who knows.

"Teams will be split into groups of three!" The announcer was beaming with delight. "Once you find your name on the bulletin, please meet with your teammates and discuss your course of action!"

"Ugh."

The fallen angel rolled his eyes at this. It was just a stupid maze. The prize was probably some dumb trophy. What good was that yo him when he already had several of them? Besides, it was getting kind of crowded. Not that Dark Pit had intended on giving them away, especially when his name was already all over them.

"Now, in case you all don't know, these mazes are not as open-aired as other stages. That being said, please keep your side-b moves and final smashes to a minimum."

Some fighters groaned at this. Chances are that there were few who were powerful on their own, but it seems their plan was foiled. Dark Pit raised his eyebrows at that. His Electroshock Arm was one of his best moves yet! "Keep side-b moves to a minimum," how the hell was he supposed to do that!?

"Now that the rules have been explained, the teams have finally been sorted out! When you find your name, press the arrow icon to get a slip of paper. Your teammates' names will be on it! I wish you all good luck! That is all!"

And with that, everyone rushed to the bulletin, frantically pressing their arrows. Because he wasn't in the mood to get trampled, he figured he'd wait out the crowd. In the meantime, he gulped nervously. He was at the mercy of whatever picked his name and mixed it with two other random fighters. Whatever he had planned was just flushed down the drain. "I'm screwed... What the hell am I gonna do?"

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Ken, in his pure dad energy to a child: To the men who say "fuck you gender norms!!!" and carry purses with them:

Ken, listing off: I love you.

Ken: You are absolutely killing it.

Daisy, equally supportive, but interrupting: may I borrow your chapstick-

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Vio: Are you drinking coffee?

Toon Link: Hot Chocolate.

Blue Link: Whiskey.

Red Link: Unicorn juice!

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No one:

Waluigi: making my wahy downtown

Waluigi: wahking pass

Waluigi: faces pass

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F!Corrin, walking into the library, looking for Roy: Hey, uh... what are you doing?

Roy: I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?

[ He's wearing a fisherman's hat and has a box of bait next to him. Who let him have a fishing rod is beyond Corrin. ]

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“I grew up with Mario! If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat!”

— Luigi

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Snake: I wonder what fox meat tastes like...for survival purposes.

Fox: Yeah well, I'm not asking what human tastes like...mostly 'cus I already know.

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Fox: Can the sarcasm.

Falco: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm. Never canned.

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Roy: It's the first of October and I only have like half my costume done;

Roy, shaken: time to panic

Zelda, from across the room: But the month just started?

Little Mac: Isn't your costume just a chips bag?

Roy: sTOP PRESSURING ME

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Palutena: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must be really nice being a human, even though you're all so weak.

Palutena: but maybe it's okay to be weak, if that's what's normal.

Ken, firmly: yeah, it is pretty great, actually. I highly recommend being human.

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Ganondorf: The point is its not the type of behavior a very stupid person can perpetrate.

Ganondorf: And so my impression has thrashed around from conversation to conversation.

Ganondorf: And now,

Ganondorf: rather than suspecting you of incompetence,

Ganondorf: I have begun to fear just the opposite;

Ganondorf: I think you might be dangerous.

Pichu: To whom?

Ganondorf: ...

Ganondorf: Maybe not knowing that is what really bothers me.

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Ridley: SAMUS FUCK OFF

Ridley: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.

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Isabelle, about Bea: The bottom line is I’m not gonna stop being her friend because you think you can smell malice off an interperitive dance.

Wolf: She’s a jerk! She has stabbed you on more than one occasion!

Isabelle, firmly: Some of those stabbings were accidental. I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

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Ren: It’s times like these that I wish I would’ve listened to what Mark said.

Dark Pit: What did Mark say?

Ren: I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.

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Max, having dinner at Mark’s: What’s that sound?

Mark and Nora, in unison: Children.

Max: Disgusting. Your life blows. My life is amazing compared to yours.

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Master Hand, to Luigi: SO? HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

[ Daisy mouths ‘not guilty’. ]

Luigi: Hot milky.

Daisy, banging her head on the desk: Oh for fucks sake. Just send him home already.