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[sth-lgbtq]

Sonic has ADHD, Knuckles is autistic, and they’re both gay and dating! (Requested by anonymous)

[bluetopaz10]

Funniest thing i’ve read today

[ufowiki-deactivated20200824]

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

[wildbillnye]

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

[cocksmasher69]

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

[celtyradfem]

Every line had me screaming

[kissthefurr]

[f-a-u-n-a]

C L E E T U S

[bluetopaz10]

Oh yeah insult his appearance that’s real nice.

Edit like 7 years later: wtf was wrong with me

[iwillneverberoyall]

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

[bluetopaz10]

ok

[tsumire0301]

Look how far they’ve come

[johnthedragon]

haven’t even left the beach. Far my ass smh

[tsumire0301]

I’m not a humor person so you better STOP TALKING SHI* ABOUT MY POST.

[bluetopaz10]

it was obviously a joke

[pussylipgloss]

depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread

[bluetopaz10]

I mean, I don’t have depression but mood. Maybe it’s cause I can’t cook and last time I tried to cook an egg I had to put on pillow armor to protect me from getting burnt to a crisp

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[squided]

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

[emile8]

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

[nicthefanboy]

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

[ladywordfighter]

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

[xxleondraxx]

Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:

And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:

These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.

So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.

[randomslasher]

To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!

[sea-anon]

This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself

[smooththegoofyshark]

6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in

[bluetopaz10]

It’s not IMPOSSIBLE it’s just really hard

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

god gay people really invented romance huh

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

like oh ur straight? ur straight n u think u know what PINING is? i have to laugh

[bluetopaz10]

Gay people have lost their minds

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[pollo-v]

NOT RISKING

[tiredtenatiousteen-blog]

Merf

[bluetopaz10]

moi

[thebookwormfairy]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[boiwonder504]

😳

[bluetopaz10]

mhm

[madworldbaby-deactivated2011120]

Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.

[loversinme-blog]

Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.

[bluetopaz10]

lmao

[thesnadger]

Constant struggle.

[bluetopaz10]

My only issue is forcing poor characters into being gay. Like I know it’s a coping mechanism but it’s still not exactly right

[mynoey101]

So we know that normally trainers start at age 10 in Pokemon.

I was 8 years old when I started leafgreen and emerald.

Reblog and tag how old you were and what was your first game.

[jeevesandcrow]

disney’s been hiring lesbians

[bluetopaz10]

Lmao. Tumblr became the very thing it swore to destroy. Tumblr sjws would get mad for assuming a gender and now they themselves are assuming character’s sexualities.

Edit like 7 years later: wow I was a twat

[paypigbi]

Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

[munchkinkittyhams-deactivated20]

Oh man, that would help me with groceries and rent….

[bluetopaz10]

woa

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[bluetopaz10]

shut up. Y’all too scared to even prder a pizza on the phone

Edit: Lmao I’m describing myself what was I talking about