What Is Up My Dudes

they/them 23 chronically exhausted Asks and messages are always open.

[yms1]

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[sea-anon]

Holy shitake mushrooms, I've missed you!

Hope you've been doing good :)

Hey!!

I’m actually in SUCH a better place now. I’m in college, I love my job, my partner and I have been living together for almost two years at this point and we’re talking about getting engaged!!

also! i’ve been making candles!

I hope you’re doing well too, y’all fr deserve the world

[jame7t]

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

[duckdotcom]

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[sea-anon]

hi hello I haven’t posted here in a long fucking time I have a conspiracy theory

point 1:

freddy krueger was a very popular “who’s your favorite horror antagonist” character

point 2:

freddy fazbear is named freddy

point three:

freddy fivebar blows up and now it’s pretty well known

point 4:

so now when people are like “oh who’s your favorite horror antagonist”

and people are like “freddy”

they think about freddy fazbear instead of freddy krueger

also smaller similar conspiracy point 5:

scott cawthon hates freddy krueger?

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[jazzlike39-deactivated20230821]

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

image quite literally heavy

[cannibalchicken]

[kitsune-kaos]

Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes

[flowerbleedme]

I just want some god damned clothes

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

[turing-tested]

[candyredterezii]

[feazelbal]

[jambearie]

[cafffine]

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth is inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

[prokopetz]

The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes "bong".

[prokopetz]

The three highest virtues:

You can pet the fuzzy thing

Secret behind the waterfall

Bell that goes "bong"

[canine-gray]

Me: Man I should be making interesting content for people to engage with!

Also Me: Cat Creeper doin' a little jig

[dystopianserenity]

this is interesting content i engage with don't worry

[catsharkie-old]

executive function

[jabberwockypie]

Arin, you didn't have to drag me like this

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[guerrillatech]