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Quit telling me about the bad shit going down on “tiktok”!! Only tiktok I wanna hear about is TICK TOCK CLOCK!!!

im so invested in #votedavid now like he did not suffer all that just to have someone else to get the title of the soggiest most drenched man. he literally was milked.

#what the fuck is going on at the asg

oleskyfm

theropoda

rediscovering ray troll's art in my fish era is such a delight. that guy makes art that sounds like his name. he was so right about fish worship

theropoda

goldentailmoray

[Image description: three different pieces of Ray Troll's artwork. All of them are brightly colored, and brushstrokes look similar to sidewalk chalk. The first one shows a trout surrounded by swirls and multi-colored lightning bolts. There are a crowd of human hands reaching up toward it, and two sticks with smaller fish being held up in the crowd. Top text says, "Fish worship," and bottom text continues, "Is it wrong?" The background is black with a square white border.

The second piece shows a blue coelacanth swimming up onto the shore, with various trees silhouetted in the distance, and the sky a soft yellow-orange. The border is black with a triangle pattern in a light to dark blue gradient. Top text says, "Out of the ooze," and bottom text continues, "And born to cruise".

The third piece shows a green tiktaalik, a now-extinct type of fish from the head, cut off right below the fins on its neck. The background is black, filled with bright oranges swirls and squiggles. The border is filled with red and orange checks and triangles, with purple swirls in each corner. Purple text at the top in a black box says, "Mom" in wide letters.

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fortooate

a straight guy in a cardigan is so cute like he think's he's people. he's domesticated. when he thinks nobody's looking he prbably tries to shrug himself out of it but can't quite figure the buttons out

noelle-ism

My two beautiful sons playing in mariokart (its their birthday)

jame7t

netriax

christianstepmoms

They took her fucking sword away

robertseasonleonard

hey guys I just remembered this gif

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Item: Potion of Mouse Bites

epilepticsaints

sevenminuteshadpassed

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real