Agressivley Okay

Ned 17 ftm Sub (sandwich) likes gorls cuddles video games seasoned memes

[bluewalrusahorts]

Ive been 17 since june 26th and forgot to tell everyone

[bluearrow126]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[bluewalrusahorts]

Ok but is that not zendaya, cause it looks like she was made to play the role.

[i-am-a-fish]

fish account on tumblr said trans rights!!!!!!!!

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[neonprotagonist]

i’m really glad that just about every person who has reblogged this picked up on the gay subtext thank you

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

[dicksmasher]

from my local chunky cheese

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[lone-cnc]

Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me

[donnietrell]

Just cause I love dragon ball

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[agent-silva-deactivated20130812]

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

[orsino]

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

[izaya-orihara-stupid-eskimo-dea]

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[sarrahxhabibi]

[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

[seththewolf]

Oh my god

[dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch]

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

[paintedzacharie-deactivated2017]

this is adorable tho

[java-kitty]

I don’t see it

[citrus-adventures]

kit look at the window 

[tylerisdisconnected-blog]

i’m gonna try this

[spider-archive-deactivated20251]

Worth a shot

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[valtsv]

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

[valtsv]

my firstborn child has been stolen

[pink-goblin]

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

[fromthecrypt]

My cat: *kneading his blanky*

Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake

[parasitic-fairycore]

If you reblog this by May 10th, I will create a mermaid design for you based on your blog!

[unclefather]

Regular person: I’m mad at you me, an idiot: it’s fine. Everything is fine. But I swear. I swear to god. Cross me again and I will cry

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[i-am-a-fish]

he has me

[bluewalrusahorts]

HEY LET FISH GO

[gaypeopletwitter]

[bluewalrusahorts]

Allow me to add

Trans Guys: Think we are really tough and manly after putting together a small table that took 4 hours cause we had the directions upside-down

[i-am-a-fish]

it’s dark

[candleroots]

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

[i-am-a-fish]

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

AAAAAAHHHHH

[i-am-a-fish]

[theseusorus]

WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!

[i-am-a-fish]

could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed

[vrix1ie]

Okay fish!!! We are very sorry we did not ask beforecoming in and turning on the light

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much dont worry it’s ok i’ll be ready in a second

[who-is-reign]

You okay now buddy?

[i-am-a-fish]

yes thank you im ready now

[gothogami]

[i-am-a-fish]

[bluewalrusahorts]

[d1sasterpiec3-deactivated201909]

me: *sees a cis guy with a flat chest*

me: what did YOU do to deserve that??? im out here begging for that and you just??? get it???? without?????????? even???????????? asking???????????????????? for?????????????????????? it????????????????????