i guess we doin Kalos now

(pokemon OC blog. follow from radio-ghost-cooks) marley // 19 // poison type trainer // chef co-head of the Kalos Culinary Sustainability Project

[bluk-berry-jam]

hi i'm Maël and welcome (back) to JACKASS

so i'm heading back to Kalos after *checks watch* five years of travelling. i've been to Hoenn, Alola, Galar, Kanto, Paldea, and the Northern bits of Unova. got the Champion title in Kalos, Alola, Galar and Paldea. i've mostly retired at this point though. i spend more of my time cooking nowadays.

i still do battle though. i'm kinda curious about that Z-A Royale thing AZ told me about. i do kinda like the idea of a battle free-for-all. timing's not the great (i'll normally be working dinner service for Siebold) but i'm sure if i turn over fast enough i'll have a chance to join in. i've been training mostly Poison Types since i started my journey when i was 14. My first partner was a Delphox. I left him with Sycamore when I started to travel. I have a full battle team, but lately it's just

Épine - Pyroar

Étoile - Garchomp

Dulse - Skrelp

Sonnerie - Scolipede

i also have a Clodsire and twin Toxtricities back in Paldea. you can probably find them near Uva Academy, since they love Mr. Saguaro's cooking.

and now for some basic information about me.

age: 20

gender: transsexual man

sexuality: gay

full name: Maël de Lys

hometown: Lacunosa, Unova

grew up in: Lumiose City, Kalos

closest friend: Jin

[yourmanofwar]

I love how the premier ball just exists to be stylish, no benefits, just looks.

[bluk-berry-jam]

all of poor Dulse's attacks are so slow. my poot girl keeps getting TANKED.

speaking of. yeah that rogue Mega Mawile? don't go near it. it is VICIOUS and WILL try to knock you out. ask me how i know.

[sword-danse-macabre]

how,,, how would you know ?

[bluk-berry-jam]

Épine may or may not have had to drag me to the Pokemon Center after blacking out while trying to stop it 😔 dawg my team and I are RUSTY AS FUCK

[rebirth-curse]

girl you perplex me. you're the og santa claus. you talk like a guy i met in Celadon City once. you run a pokemon sanctuary. you're the second person i've met who's basically immortal. you look like you could be a distant relative of mine. ironically through my immortal great uncle. you may just be one of the most fascinating people on this webbed site

~ @bluk-berry-jam

Ah? Thank ya kid? Really i think im pretty normal an' all dat. Really i jus' had a few unique experiences, im still jus' pretty normal personality wise an' stuff

[bluk-berry-jam]

all of poor Dulse's attacks are so slow. my poor girl keeps getting TANKED.

speaking of. yeah that rogue Mega Mawile? don't go near it. it is VICIOUS and WILL try to knock you out. ask me how i know.

[jafaaoti]

[bluk-berry-jam]

how i feel posting abt my apparently-not-dead-dad

[sword-danse-macabre]

hi Ribbon :]

how's Stirling been? and Galar too. i highkey miss Ballonlea,,,,,,, the mushrooms are so pretty out there

~ @bluk-berry-jam

MAAAAËL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all good down here! Sterling has been,,, Sterling. Still stubborn, and spoiled, but that's probably my fault...

There's definitely room here if you wanna visit sometime, you'll have to fight Sterling for the couch though. I'd put him in my room but he hogs the bed, and I've learned the hard way that it's not safe to sleep in the same bed as a Bisharp.

[bluk-berry-jam]

eh, i could just lay on Epine if worse comes to worse! his mane's fluffy enough to count as a pillow.

wait wdym you learned that the hard way

[sword-danse-macabre]

that is my son, he had a nightmare, what else was I supposed to do? tell him no go away? I am a good father.

[bluk-berry-jam]

yeah alr that's fair enough (<- a dumbass who thought hugging a nervous Gible was a good idea)

[sword-danse-macabre]

hi Ribbon :]

how's Stirling been? and Galar too. i highkey miss Ballonlea,,,,,,, the mushrooms are so pretty out there

~ @bluk-berry-jam

MAAAAËL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all good down here! Sterling has been,,, Sterling. Still stubborn, and spoiled, but that's probably my fault...

There's definitely room here if you wanna visit sometime, you'll have to fight Sterling for the couch though. I'd put him in my room but he hogs the bed, and I've learned the hard way that it's not safe to sleep in the same bed as a Bisharp.

[bluk-berry-jam]

eh, i could just lay on Epine if worse comes to worse! his mane's fluffy enough to count as a pillow.

wait wdym you learned that the hard way

[sword-danse-macabre]

Intro // Pinned

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I'm Ribbon! A 19 year old fencer from the Galar region, not much of a trainer, but I do keep the company of steel and ghost types.

My bestie is a Bisharp affectionately named Sterling.

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[bluk-berry-jam]

hmm. my day is not very daijobu right now.

bitterly fucking cold + Siebold and i growing apart + i want chocolate + did i mention it's bitterly cold?

but hey. my hair looks good and i saw a cute little Tandemaus scurrying down the hall in my apartment this morning. so perhaps it isn't all shit.

[mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen]

Reblog if your Pokemon IRL character is an Adult!

//A lot of the pokeblogs here on Rotomblr are younger trainers, which is cool, but it's also nice to see some older characters as well!

[bluk-berry-jam]

i saw Papa again. he said that he could see why Zygarde likes me after watching me battle the rogue megas. i think that means he's impressed. he never really was great at expressing that kind of thing.

i just wish he'd stick around long enough for us to talk. or at least hug. i kinda need one, i think. i dunno. my head hasn't been kind to me lately.

[bluk-berry-jam]

there's another three rogue megas on the loose. Team MZ and i should have them under control before nightfall, but stay safe folks

keep an eye out for a Banette, Hawlucha, and Beedril that are all acting strangely. we've noticed they have a tendancy to hide out in secluded areas

[bluk-berry-jam]

attention everyone. i've come to make an announcement. Canari the streamer is a bitchass motherfucker /ref

i cannot STAND her ass. but at least i beat her in a battle and went up a rank iktr 🙂‍↕️

[bluk-berry-jam]

// ooc post: hey, ya'll wanna read some backstory stuff?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

this is Maël's backstory! only the first chapter so far, but i'm hoping to post more very soon.

[bluk-berry-jam]

so. my dad's not dead.

[shadow-seer]

My condolences, I'm sorry for your loss. Ir, uh, maybe congratulations? But I think you should consider fixing that.

[bluk-berry-jam]

definately the second thing. i'm absolutely thrilled but also confused and. a little hurt.

i thought he was dead for 5 years. and now he decides to show his face again? he couldn't have subtly signaled to Papan and I that he was alive and saved us 5 years of agony?

eh, you don't need to hear the whole tragic backstory. but this is a congratulations moment. now if only i could FUCKING FIND HIM AGAIN!!!!! 7'5" GIANT ASS MAN AND I KEEP LOSING HIM?????????