shut ur fookin mouth pal!

zaza + she/her + talk fanfic to me

[karukara]

[towlersnow-deactivated20210528]

Bebe Rexha ft. Florida Georgia Line: Meant To Be

GO BEBE GO!!!

[filmictv]

#tol Even and a smol baby

[iamlouistomlinson]

Dunkirk promo: first interviews → highlights

[mostlyfate]

You brought food? Of course I brought food. I’m not going on a date with a girl who’s been fasting for 19 hours without bringing food. Don’t make me throw you into the water! Seriously! Of course I brought food. I’m Yousef. (Happy Birthday, @shadwhunter!)

[zhirley]

One day, I’m bringing you there.

[softshane]

yousef’s face when he sees that sana is calling

[keri-russell]

[weareonejazzhand]

- just let me know I’ll be at the door, at the door                         hoping you’ll come around

[starrybat-deactivated20140206]

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

hi im here to ruin everything 

[disgustinghuman]

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

[mediciine-deactivated20180404]

tbh shove y&b up my ass until it breaks my organs. i wanna inhale that fic like how i inhale my grandma’s homemade cookies. that shit birthed me into who i am today and i wouldn’t wanna have it any other way. fuck all of yall this is the best fic ever written and i will support it until the day i die bitch cleopatrick and aloysius are my motherfucking children and i wanna help support them and allow them to grow into strong beautiful people. they deserve nothing but the best, just like velvetoscar/mizzwilde. love that bithc with all my heart and ass. my favorite most iconic person. all u other fakes have fun the moon knows ur lying to urself ahaha

[dionysiusi]

roManCE? aCHileelleS anD PaTrCOlUS ArE GAy?? NOoo AlWayS HeTeRO AnCIEnT GREeks VErY StRAIghT iLIAd HAs No GAy

[skodasforge]

I’m sorry but didn’t Plato once write an analysis on why Achilles was the bottom in the relationship?

Didn’t the Greek city of Thebes have an elite band entirely comprised of same-sex couples?

Didn’t Spartan men casually sleep together so much that new brides were encouraged to cut their hair in order to ease soldiers into heterosexuality?

Didn’t the Diogenes of Sinope, one of the founder of Cynicism, accuse Alexander the Great of being “ruled by Hephaestion’s thighs”?

Didn’t Aristotle describe Alexander and Hephaestion’s relationship as “two souls in one body”?

NOPE N O T H I N G BUT H  E  T  E   R O  S IN GREECE.

[cryptic-carnotaurus]

This isn’t even up for debate tho Greece LITTERALY has a patron god of homosexuality

[dionysiusi]

and let’s not forget Priapus (he’s not gay i just really wanted to mention him)

[teashoesandhair]

Does it mean nothing to you, the unblemished thighs I worshipped and the showers of kisses you had from me? - Achilles as he mourns the death of Patroclus in Myrmidons, the lost trilogy by Aeschylus (tr. Tom Stoppard)

Pretty hard to read a ‘no homo’ slant into that, really. Just two bros, kissing and admiring each other’s thighs. Y’know. Guy stuff.

[stylinsonx]

when it hits you that Tarzan was a tall British man with long brown wavy hair and green eyes and jane was a small curvy sassy British woman with brown hair and blue eyes aka Disney was already out here thinking about larry before we did, when will Disney give me my live action Tarzan movie ft. larry, take all my money.

[stylinsonx]

t h e y l o v e t h o s e t a t t o o s s o m u c h (🗡 ⚘)

[loislanessm]

“Go,” She says. “He waits for you.”