[alrauna]

michelle (@danceypantsdisco)

[lazytownlane]

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[ruinedchildhood]

[redlipstickresurrected]

[her-vintage-world]

[her-vintage-world]

[her-vintage-world]

[her-vintage-world]

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[hype]

hype

[jca-archive]

Masahiro Tabuki, from JCA Annual 3 (1980)

[cobaltnights]

[henryscavills]

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you.  Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

[unclefather]

me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best

employee: I’m sorry, what?

me: which is the best to buy

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[ghossip]