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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

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dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

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hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

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unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

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MY RE-ANIMATED TOMTORD PORK SODA ANIMATION IS DONE!

its out on my youtube channel now! watch it here!

here r some of my favorite frames

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trying to groom her brother | source

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I'm a very big divorce supporter, no fault divorce is one of the top 10 victories of feminism, more people should do it

But part of that is that I view divorce as being a neutral act and not a sign of judgement on either partner

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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oh shit

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As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

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I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

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being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.