BLURKE!!!!

@blurkeisaname

Carry a big stick and just the tiniest bit of sanity. Just a smidge will do. Don't overdo it, or you'll hurt yourself. Don't underdo it either. Just grab a couple handfuls, that should do. Now the proud owner of a Pirate Cookie Ask/RP blog! Check it out! @the-enhanced-pirate.

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cosmicwhoreo

When you put all your points into charisma

cakebrunch

i am sorry citizens i am just so very gay

embercoral

Yo dawg, we heard you like fishing games

So we put fishing...

...on your fishing...

...on your fishing!

rvllybllply2014

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

nat-a-fugue

Twitterの方の募集フォームにまたリクエストをいただきました。

NaT-san, I hope you will get well soon. Though I didn't come with a suggestion in mind at first, but it's wrong to go in a suggestion box without a suggestion (lol). May I ask for Protector? Please delay this suggestion until next year if you feel like, don't push yourself. And again I wish you get well soon ＼(￣▽￣)／.

体崩した～とわーわー騒いでたら心配していただきました、すませんすません...。

割と体は強い方だと自負していたのですが、ゼルダの伝説４つの病気が如く、1か月ウィルスに無茶苦茶やられてしまいました。

まあ孫悟空でもウィルスにやられてたし、オラしょうがねえか！

今年は健康にがんばります、よろしくお願いします。夏に雪景色書いて、冬に熱い砂漠描いとる...。

huriita

Prune getting crumbled like that was so jarring man 😭

sallufix

FAMILIARITY

Oughh parallels... I'm ill.....

burningcheese-merchant

Dark Enchantress rejoicing in the fact that she succeeded in reviving five ultra-powerful villains that she can now weaponize for her own sinister purposes: ❌❌❌❌❌

Dark Enchantress realizing that all she actually accomplished was reviving the Five Stooges and now she has to herd them like a bunch of weird, misshapen, psychotic cats: ✅✅✅✅✅