BLURXY IS A BASTARD!

Internet-traumatized neurodivergent, experienced sh!tposter and #1 wayne's world fan

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

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hey guys, getting a suspicious notification in my inbox saying that my tumblr has been blocked from the public, but like- I’m 80% sure that it’s probably a scam so can somebody reply or interact with this post in some way so I can be sure this is a scam and not a geniune message from tumblr? I appreciate any help

I could send the picture of the post I got if this gets any views/traction or anything

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last night I had a weird dream that I was in this alternate universe, where not only did Austin Powers have a 3 movie trilogy, it also had an entire 5 part book series spinoff as well as a 3D platformer adventure game developed by Ubisoft

it was in this same dream that I was sitting in a middle school cafeteria and this random girl who was obviously hyperfixated on the franchise asked to sit next to me and then started talking about the lore of the whole franchise in elaborate detail, everything from the book series to the games. I also remember she had this shirt on that said “AUSTIN POWERS FOR PRESIDENT 2016” and she was wearing my little pony sneakers for some reason

I miss her

[amajustafanintheworld]

Here is a drawing i made "today" (yesterday)

i made them together bc i swear these three r some of the most famous movie characters from Myers 😭

(With filters)

(y charlie's hair is red, hawp 😭)

(No filter)

(y wayne has two o's on his hat lol)

idk, lets put just one more thing here on this post

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

its me, amajustafaninthewolrd, have u seen this before

https://youtu.be/nx3FVOpJx9Q?is=qiBLE0fRE-48oJEa

(City Limits, mike myers, 1983-1984)

AYYYYY IT’S CITY LIMITS WAYNE!!!! yeah I’ve seen this video before, maybe 3 months ago or something? It still baffles me how different Wayne’s character used to be back in his early development days (his hair is so pretty…. (╥﹏╥) ) but for the most part he seems to act the same way he does in his more modern adaptations.

lots of lore about his character here, he says that Chris (the guy at 0:48, I’m assuming he’s the host of this show or something? idk bro I ain’t got time to research allat rn 😭) is his cousin, he had a band named “Bloodjun” during this time, and he reveals at 2:52 that he knows how to play the drums, in addition to learning guitar. he also has a girlfriend named Nancy during this time aswell.

personally my favorite part is when Wayne was screwing around with all the buttons in the control panel at 6:37, idk what it is I just found it funny how easily amused he was messing with the control panel lmao

“Hey, this guy gets to press buttons, eh?”

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WAYNE’S WORLD THEORY: Garth Algar is a good person, but is also fully capable of violence and could probably slime someone if he wanted to

*please, PLEASE just hear me out on this one*

I’ve had this theory in my head for a LONG time now, and i think I’ve amassed enough evidence that i can confidently say this: i have a theory that garth algar has a thing for violence and is probably smart enough to kill somebody if he was pushed far enough

hear me out here—i mean he dropped a lot of hints at being into like, gore/violent movies and TV shows and stuff???? like in that one Wayne’s World SNL sketch he went all crazy talking about sum “mental squirrels biting people’s faces off” (1st video) and in the contract scene from the first WW movie he told us about a Twilight Zone episode where someone’s tongue got cut off and turned into its own reproducing organism which he thought was “pretty cool” (2nd video) so he definitely has an interest for that kinda stuff

Garth: ”They should’ve made it- like- y’know “Dances with Squirrels” with like, mental squirrels biting people’s faces off! WAAAAHHHHGGHHHHH!”

Wayne:

*staring*

“…okay, Garth, take your Ritalin man, okay? geez-“

“Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract, and they cut out his tongue and they put it in a jar, and it wouldn’t die? It just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? …pretty cool, huh?”

MORE YAPPING AHEAD—KEEP READING KEEP READING

that’s not even INCLUDING “Pain Cave”, the song he performed on the 1992 MTV Wayne’s World special (there are archives/VHS rips of the show on YouTube if you wanna watch the whole thing) and the entire lyrics, as short as they were, were literally just about sliming someone:

”Come inside my pain cave and I’ll bludgeon you / you don’t have to scream because your ears are bleeding”

“That’s perfectly normal when someone bludgeons you: the bleeding part that I was just referring to”

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“errrmmmm, what the heck blurxy. this is so ignorant lol, just because somebody enjoys gore or similar stuff doesn’t immediately mean theyre a serial killer, this theory is buns ☝️🤓🤓🤓🤓”

okay, well how about the ENTIRE SEVERED ARM HE HAD IN HIS ROOM HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT.

I don’t even have Reddit bro, I just came across this post after trying to look for garth clips for an edit 😭

this is NOT fake/photoshop, I checked my own copy of the movie and I can CONFIRM that the severed arm was, in fact on his nightstand like the Reddit post said.

Source: IMDB Trivia

“this theory is buns” my ass

so when you stack his (strongly implied) anger issues, strong interest in violence, heightened intelligence AND the fact that he WENT THROUGH with a plan to create a killer robot to assasinate Benjamin (where did he even get A HUMAN ARM from?? WHOSE ARM IS THAT?????)……yeah, it’s gonna take a lot to convince me that he doesn’t have the full ability to slime someone 😭

ALTHOUGH, there are a couple of holes in this theory, I recognize. like, how is he tough enough (for lack of a better word) to hide an ENTIRE BLOODY SEVERED ARM in his room but he’s somehow scared of a crusty ahh Leprechaun???

also, you remember in Wayne’s World 2 when Honey Hornée tried manipulating Garth into killing her husband for her? Yeah I haven’t really watched the second movie in a while but I can remember how disgusted and scared he looked when she had handed him the gun ‘n stuff. However my counter argument to that is that he didn’t even know enough about Honey’s husband, and so it wouldn’t make sense to kill a random guy he knew nothing about

[fuckyeahlegos]

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[blurxyzspinalfluid]

“m-m-mom…*sniff*…w-w-what do you mean I cant bring my wayne’s world legos to school today???…..y-you don’t…*sniffle*….you don’t understand…..t-th-they’re my comfort characters……*sob sob*”

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

fuh you mean I gotta WAIT IN LINE for my ao3 account??? tried making an ao3 acc for the first time today only to find out that you need to GET INTO A WAITING LIST before they approve ur account……im sorry im new to this whole thing….i just wanted to write fanfiction man 😭😭😭

atleast we got the estimated release date for my first ever fic yay ig 🫩✌️

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remembered that I was an unemployed bum so I spent a half hour trying to find the names of all wayne & garth’s friends/the side characters from the movies

I know they’re just minor characters and their whole purpose is to further wayne & garth’s plot but RAAAAAH I love them as much as i love wayne+garth as well ;-;

there is barely any info about them given in canon, but that’s also a good thing because if ur writing a fanfic you don’t gotta worry about mischaracterizing them (heheh…i of all people should know……foreshadowing???!?)

oh yeah I was also gonna make a fanart of phil, alan and terry to post here but as I was drawing I realized how sh!t I made them look in the matter of 2 seconds so yeah 😭😭😭😭

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

finally got the confidence/ideas to write a fanfic for the first time in a long time so here’s a sneak peak at a short, angsty snarestrings fic im writing rn what do we think chat

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sketched a random ass picture of wayne I found off Pinterest. I really like how this one turned out :]

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be around the internet during 2021-2023, a.k.a the period of cringe comps and skeleton roasting memes, and doing anything that could be considered “cringe” could genuinely get you jumped

can’t write fanfic for this very reason

go through an extremely transformative phase in 2025, discover the “be cringe, be free” movement and realize you actually have free will and can do whatever tf you want

realize that you still can’t write fanfic (writers block, no ideas)

what is this bullshit

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

frick you *unaccessorizes ur wayne ‘n garth*

messy little sketch I made, I’ve had this idea for a while now finally decided to draw it lol

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dude tumblr lets you upload audio??? in that case I need y’all’s input on this WIP track I made in LMMS today

I sampled “On The Level” by Mac DeMarco for the melody btw

I’m really into obscure, internet-revived underground music genres, specifically footwork so I have been locked in on making this song for 3 days straight and this is what I have so far. I have been using LMMS for 4 years now but I have ZERO music theory knowledge so I need yall to lmk, did I cook or is this beat complete ass?

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

YOUNG WAYNE FANART!!!!! THIS TOOK 5 HOURS BUT SO WORTH IT

HEADCANONS/YAPPING TIME!:

so a while ago I discovered some EXTREMELY OLD media of Wayne’s World, some very early versions of Wayne Campbell’s character on this weird old Canadian TV show called “It’s Only Rock ‘N Roll”. some guy on YT archived it (videos below) and it has been on my mind ever since so I decided to make some fanart of young Wayne in my artstyle….this took an entire day….WAY too long for a few doodles but I’m happy with how it turned out (╥﹏╥)👍 (HEADCANONS BELOW KEEP READING)

Mike Myers: Wayne's Power Minute

Produced by Joe Bodolai. This is the very first video ever done by Mike Myers as the Wayne who became a pop culture pundit and led to WAYNE'

OH YEAH ALSO I HAD HEADCANONS FOR HIM TOO (partially stolen from @partyonwaynegarth but shhhhh)

this version of Wayne is 13 years old. his appearances on OR&R date to 1987 and when you bring in my OTHER hcs that SNL Wayne (from 1989) is 15, and Movie Wayne (1992) is 18, the whole math with the ages works out realistically. he lives in Toronto, Canada and tends to have a rowdy personality. he acts out and does stupid sh!t for attention bc he doesn’t really have friends (he hasn’t met Garth yet!!!) and the only reason he was able to get a spot on It’s Only Rock & Roll was just a….output from one of his hijinks, the only way I can put it to words.

ALSO I headcanon that this version of Wayne can’t play the guitar/still learning how to play. in THIS video of early Wayne, he says “people come up to me and say: ‘wayne if ur so heavy metal how come you don’t play an instrument?!?!?’ well I DO play an instrument!!! AIR GUITAR!” and then mocks a guitar with his hands lol, so yeah no instrument skills, but tbh I can’t blame him (I still can’t play piano 😭)

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

FUN FACT IBIS PAINT USERS:

if you leave your artwork to go to the home screen, the app decides it’s a good idea to show a video ad BEFORE the app saves your image so far. so that means if you LEAVE the app while the ad is playing, you will LOSE ALL YOUR PROGRESS IN THAT DRAWING LEADING UP TO LAST SAVE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK. THIS HAPPENED TO ME NOT EVEN 2 SECONDS AGO AND I’M ACTUALLY SO MAD I LOST LIKE HALF OF MY DRAWING AND NOW I HAVE TO DO IT OVER AGAIN.

IF YOU ARE A APP DEVELOPER: ***PLEASE*** PRIORITIZE SAVING USERS’ PROGRESS AND DATA OVER FILTHY INCONVENIENT ADS. I KNOW SOME SMALL COMPANIES/INDIE DEVS PUT ADS FOR MONEY BUT ALL I ASK: IF YOU MUST PUT ADVERTISEMENTS DO IT AFTER YOU SAVE USER DATA!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA >:(

[blurxyzspinalfluid]

NO FUCKING WAY THEY INVENTED IT

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waynes world brainrot so bad, that whenever I hear the mention of the sport of hockey (looking at YOU, stanley cup.) my mind IMMEDIATELY starts talking about sum:

“hockey? HOCKEY?!?! wayne campbell plays hockey. his player number is 22. is this a Wayne’s world reference? IS THIS A WAYNE’S WORLD REFERENCE?!?! OMGSKAIDJFHFKEMXSOOWLS,SKX-“