Welcome to the Rebrand

Max~~~he/she~~~queer

[the-big-mood]

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[dogpuppy]

[draconym]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[churchedcannibal]

Everyone has LOVE dipshit, it came free with your fucking LIFE.

[monidoll]

its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like

[yet-another-heathen]

[yet-another-heathen]

[jewish-rock]

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

[jewish-rock]

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

[jewish-rock]

obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)

but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it

[jewish-rock]

"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.

"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress

[jewish-rock]

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[curioscurio]

"I don't want to try making art because I'm worried it will be bad" bro you are making Pictures out of No Pictures with your own Hands. Thats cool as shit, no matter your skill level.

[blush-boys-world]

Guess whos back

Heyyyy Max is back so heres a life update from the past 6 years.

If you follow my @loveydoveysideblog and noticed my #peachtea tags then youll be happy to know were still together

not only are we together but we have 2 children

we live on our own now thank goodness

im so much more confident in myself than i was before and its helped me do well in my job

i love everyday more than i ever have

The last 6 years have been so good to me and yet so hard. i am excited to use tumblr again but well see how often i actually use it with all the other things i have going on

Bye for now :3

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

live slut reaction

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

SLUG SLUGSLUG I MEANT SLUG YOU ARE THE SLUG

[zombiegutz444]

[redwing]

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[arctic-ham]

[honuofhawaii]

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

[feywildfox]

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

[redwing]

[bundibird]

What @redwing said

[gnashingmaw]

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

[gnashingmaw]

[victorious]

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[chicks2010]

The absolute coolest bubble machine ever. I love love LOVE bubbles. This bubble machine produces a ton of bubbles and is so very neat to look at. It’s different. So much fun. 😊

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

They have a smaller and cheaper version!

Check it out HERE!

Oh man, kid’s parties are gonna be so fucking lit!

[johnwickofficial]

I have never wanted a bubble gun more in my life then right now

[chicks2010]

Imagine people messing around with bubble wands and stuff, AND THEN SOMEONE PULLS OUT THE MINIGUN OF SOAPY ORBS

[90skid-com]

[blush-boys-world]

for the color pallette ask game, i associate you with "sodas & skateboards"🥤🛹

you know what thats pretty good

[blush-boys-world]

A letter to Alex

Hey Alex, it's Max. I know you may not remember me but we had a little fling for awhile back in 2018. I dont remember much but I know you live in the Netherlands. You have or at least had a friend named Blaise. We were in the boy types discord server with Rowan, Moon, ect. I don't know if you blocked me or deleted discord or what but one day I messaged you and that damn clyde bot showed up. You know, the one that says I cant message you. I deleted our texts and unfriended your account because I was heartbroken. I cried over you and I mourn the relationship we had. Hell I dont even know if you were a real person and who you said you were. But I think about you often and I miss you. I know this may not reach you but if it does, hey I hope youre doing well and living the best life you can be. I wish you the absolute best Alex. ♡

From, your ex online bf Max

[broccoliseason-deactivated20210]

A close up of the Blanket Octopus during a blackwater dive with The Three P diving club , Romblon Island, Philippines. Credit: Joseph Elayani