jews, politics, snakes, and musicals

jewblog politics blog & general reblogs of stuff i like. about me: לב/rock. any pronouns. indian jew. this is a sideblog. icon: @edenfenixblogs art of me! header: @sillyjewishqueer "between two suns" flag

[jewish-rock]

my name's lev. i'm an indian jew.

this was formerly my politics side blog but i kinda just post whatever here now. you can expect a fairly heavy amount of jewish content, but also just silly posts.

i don’t owe you this but up-front here are my beliefs:

people shouldn’t be killed. i stand with my muslim siblings. i do not condone hatred of any kind. jews should be able to live peacefully.

not everything i reblog will be things i agree with but diversity of opinions is important. two jews three views.

i identify as nonzionist and believe that zionism is an inherently jewish ideology; non-jews cannot identify as zionists, antizionists, or nonzionists.

i can’t describe all media i reblog.

i engage with this blog and content only when i'm in a good headspace for it.

banner above by @/gay-jewish-bucky

icon by @/edenfenixblogs

blog header by @/sillyjewishqueer

[yesornopolls]

Is anyone else dealing with ads playing unmuteable audio even after switching to a different page?

Like you scroll past an ad and it starts playing but if you hit back or click on a blog it's still playing the audio

Is anyone else dealing with ads playing unmuteable audio even after switching to a different page?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[jewish-rock]

@i-have-too-much-time and anyone else having this problem: this is a reportable issue on tumblr!

click the 3 dots -> report ad -> this ad has autoplaying audio (last option)

it will make the ad go away and force stop the audio.

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[lizardho]

Ok, so, bottom surgery recovery is going ~splendidly~ tbh, I’ve been off opioids basically all week, she’s healing well, she even looks pretty which at under the one-month mark is making me feel pretty optimistic. The only problems it’s giving me are that sometimes if I see something really gross it makes my body feel like it’s trying to suck itself inward from my vagina, like a black hole generated by the power of “ew ew ew,” and that healing is really tiring so I’m like…always sleepy. But tbh most of bottom surgery recovery has been peaceful, I’ve had a lot of time to do some self-reflection (which I hate, doing my own therapy as a patient suuuuuucks), BUT, I do have one funny story:

Right as I wake up there’s a nurse there who hustles over and says he’s glad he saw me wake up and tells me he’s giving me some pain meds and then he gives me IV Fentanyl and so I go from like “Ow ow ow ow awake awake awake” to “ooooooh fuck I’m floating on clouds made of rainbows” in like 6 seconds and so I was pretty out of it. The hospital had all the recently-post op patients all in one big-ass room, and they see patients for ALL sorts of surgeries, so I was next to an old guy who got his knee replaced on one side and some young 30-something dude with some kind of mechanism on his leg. So I asked him what happened since I was high as fuck and feeling kind as a result, and he said he broke his leg hiking off-trail when his leg went down a literal rabbit hole and snapped his shinbone. I say something like “damn dude that blowssssss” while giggling because I’m high as FUCK on actual fentanyl and he’s like “Yeah, for real, I’m feeling great right now though! What about you? What are you in here for?”

And I fully was not thinking like a person, I was thinking like a fentanyl-addled tgirl so I just go “Oh, haha, they cut my dick off!”

And he just kinda stops and is like “Hah-WAIT what? Why?” and I was trying to think of an acceptable answer to tell this cis guy because it’s dawning on me through my drug-induced haze that not everybody wants their penis gone and before I can think of a response two nurses just came up and…wheeled him away. Idk where to, and I don’t think he did either, because he kept looking back at me and frantically asking the nurses where they were taking him and I never gave him an adequate response so he probably thought he was gonna get that “Transgender for Everyone” shit before he was probably actually delivered to whoever his ride home was.

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[allthecanadianpolitics]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/tim-hortons-harry-potter-jk-rowling-9.7287100

Rolls out April 12, calling all Canadians to boycott!

Critics slam Tim Hortons Harry Potter promotion as anti-2SLGBTQ+ | CBC News

Tim Hortons has announced a new Harry Potter promotion, but the reaction online has been anything but magical.

[jewish-rock]

Launches *Aug 12!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jewish-rock]

@pixspectrum

[importantcatpics]

[penandinkprincess]

"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE

[iswearbyalltheflowers]

[eliyahu613]

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[sparklynightpainter]

no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

[heckin-music-dork]

Reminds me of this meme:

[lastoneout]

A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.

[importantcatpics]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day