*yoshi noises*

look out for my ranged attack! (p.s. i am over 18)

[gnashingmaw]

when a blog u like follows u back

[gnashingmaw]

sorry i never like any posts im onea those freaks who uses it as a save post function

[pjackk]

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

[dogpuppy]

HES BACK

[captainkupo]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[herpsandbirds]

Sparkling Violetear (Colibri coruscans), male, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, Peru

photograph by Lev Frid

[gnashingmaw]

hate when u actually enjoy a blazed post like yeah this coastal photography is really nice but i also consider you to be a tumblr terrorist so. still blocked

[gnashingmaw]

michigan customs dictate that both parties passing each other in a small space must apologize though neither is technically at fault for the situation

[gnashingmaw]

TO THE PERSON WHO SAW MY POTIONSELLER SHIRT AT THE CONCERT AND GAVE ME A PUMPKIN BEAD BRACELET: I LOVE YOU FOREVER THANK YOU.

[gnashingmaw]

standing like a fag in steel toes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[gnashingmaw]

hater moment why is so much trans lit written like a rupi kaur poem like can we be serious for a second

[zsx-cbr]

[theresponseblog]

tfw you have heard one complaint too many about how far the bus stop is from the subway entrance

[ralfmaximus]

In transit engineering terms, this is called a "whoopsie".

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[gnashingmaw]

TODAYYYY i feel like shit but ITS FINE bc i get to go see FinalBossFight! and saturdays at your place*