Cutiepatootiepie

Self care, hoe tips and health blog - trying to live for the life I want xx

[wendimydarling]

Sex Tips Masterlist

Alright y’all, you asked for it and it’s here! The Masterlist of Sex. 

This list is not exclusive by any means, but I’m certain I’ll add to it the more asks I get. IF you have any additional questions please send me an ask, and if you have any tips of your own or thoughts to add, please do so on the respective link. Enjoy and go forth, my beautiful goddesses!

TOYS

TOY CARE

MAKING OUT

TEASING

DIRTY PICTURES

ORAL

EDGING

SQUIRTING

FINGERING

CERVIX STIMULATION

FISTING

HANDJOBS

CHOKING

HAND PLACEMENT

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[izziessogay]

wlw fashion sense is exclusively inspired by the members of the breakfast club and I am not wrong

I mean...

[yeehawlw]

is there anything hotter than a girl pulling and untucking your shirt so she can run her hands across your skin? no.

[ijustwanteverythingbaby]

Seduction Tips & Guidelines

  Find Your Seduction Type

THE SIREN

As the Sex Siren (my personal favorite), you represent the highly sexual male fantasy. You are extremely confident and lure your prey in, adding a hint of danger to your aura. The best target for this type are the masculine men. However, it is not strictly limited to them. 

Make yourself stand out from other women. By having a highly feminine and sexual presence, you will already distinguish yourself from others that lack the confidence to project this image. 

Must have the quality to make men attracted to you and have a hint of danger. To attract men, you must have a sexual presence about you, but not so much that you seem like a hoe. You must seem distant and elusive to them so they want to chase you (and they will if you have the right qualities). Create the danger by changing your moods frequently and keeping him off balance. 

Most important to this seduction type are the physical traits: your scent, makeup, clothes. IMPORTANT: it is absolutely not necessary to have a beautiful face/body. A Siren has a combined set of qualities that lure their victims in. 

Here are the qualities you must have as this type:

Voice: Think erotic and sultry. This means lower that voice and slow your speech down. Make it subtle, though! 

Body and Decorating: Basically don’t be afraid to show off your best assets. If you’re bigger in the chest department, wear tighter or lower cut shirts to accentuate them. If you got a big booty, wear some leggings or jeans with a shirt that doesn’t cover it. Do your hair nice, wear jewelry in good taste, wear feminine clothes. Just take care of your body. Working out and having good hygiene doesn’t hurt either!

Movement and Behavior: Think gracefully and suggestively. Your goal is to appear as if you’re floating across a room. Head up high, shoulders, back, do not look at the ground EVER. Your presence is one of confidence and nonchalance. 

Being a Siren is all about contradictions

Stir up sexual desire without being obvious.

Have your gestures seem innocent while also erotic.

“The song of the Siren is liquid and enticing, and the Siren herself is fluid and ungraspable. Like the sea, the Siren lures you with the promise of infinite adventure and pleasure. Forgetting past and future, men follow her far out to sea, where they drown.“

[kristentheretiredbunny-deactiva]

tips & tricks - dick riding edition

Hello ladies, I got some things that may or may not help you get your groove on with the guys ! 

Disclaimer - I am not a porn star … sorry 

i just want to add that these are things that i do & these are things that make me feel confident and ensure i have just as much fun as the mf underneath me. anyways …. 

Lingerie 

 i have boobie issues so i always wear something that gives me more cleavage, just so when i start to get into the groove of things im feeling very sexy and confident and it makes the transition easier. Solid chance that with me the bra will come off t/o the ride. 

I aint no god damn bella hadid with a flat stomach so sometimes i wear one of those corset typa lingerie - they usually cover my mid areas very well and make my curves look curvier. 

Position

This is very important ladies because when a dick is hard and you move the wrong way that mans is going to be in pain. Erect dicks are not flexible at all. 

I usually go from making out - to flipping myself on top of him - and start to straddle. 

you want to be low enough to where you’ll be comfortable sliding his dick into you & to where you can bend down & kiss him, or have him play with your boobs etc. 

Teasing 

once your all figured out position wise its time to start teasing. This is HELLA important because you both want to be turned on. He should be erect and you should be wet. 

Grind yourself onto his crotch area where you’re sitting while yall make - out  - if hes not hard enough slip down and give him a quick suck. If you’re not wet enough switch positions and go back to some foreplay. You don’t want to try and slide yourself onto a dick when you’re not wet. 

Riding, Rhythm, Stamina 

Once you guys are ready take the penis and slowly guide it into you (sometimes i give a slow mini handjob just to be a extra tease) 

Start slow and steady. I love rough sex but to feel all the sensations i always go slow at first in a Up & Down motion (thats the safest - if you go to the side to much it might actually hurt him) once you feel comfortable you can always try moving your hips ( remember coconut ??) 

Make it last - guys can nut so quick lmao. Start slow and build the momentum chances are no matter what your pace is he will love it. So you do you and pace it to what makes you feel good. 

I can usually ride a while but you’re going to get tired regardless so get him to do some work as well. I lean onto his chest when I am tired and he takes that hint and start to use his hands to move my bum up and down or he thrusts from the bottom. (ps i also love this position cause then my tits are in his face and i have come to realize guys like that shit) 

Extra Things 

don’t be afraid to be vocal (if the space permits) let your man know its okay to be vocal as well! 

dirty talk ! this is always a momentum builder 

ENJOY IT the more he sees you in pleasure he will get off on it too! 

when your riding just be careful y’all - my guy friends tell me some wild ass things about how badly it hurts when the penis gets stroked wrong while riding. 

anyways idk if this will help but have fun and safe sex adventures you little hoe’s - alex 

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[xthni]

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

[wildlesbo-deactivated20200720]

EVERYDAY

[annetiptoes]

ho tips

So you wanna up your hoe game, but also everything is impossible and you want to die? This is the post for you!

1. Embrace the shittiness. Don’t accept it, strive for recovery, but embrace your limitations because self-love is a core value of successful hoeing.

2. You want to look hot as fuck but also you can’t wash yourself because basic hygiene is TOO HARD RIGHT NOW. Invest in mamma’s little helpers: dry shampoo and face wipes (broke ho version: baking soda and baby-wipes). You can do your hair and wash your face in like .2 seconds. You can even do it in bed. Amazing.

If doing your hair is NOT going to happen today: just throw that shit in a. a bun b. a side braid. There ya go. Rotate as needed and throw in a bandanna or headband every now and then. Nobody knows you are dying inside.

3. Your look needs to be on point but you are currently a gutter trash animal inside. Don’t even worry! Get yourself some trusty black leggings, comfy sweaters, and large boots. Sleep in these leggings and sweaters. Wake up. Put feet in large boots. Outfit sorted. The large boots are key, because a. they hide your mismatched/dirty/missing socks, b. they pull the outfit together. This can actually look super on-purpose with pretty much any style. In the summer time, sleep in your undies and then pull of a comfy dress and boots. You can do this pretty much every single day by spicing things up with a scarf or cardigan or what have you and no one really notices.

4. You need to be on that eating shit, because an unhealthy ho is an unhappy ho. When I’m doing well, I cook all sorts of yummy healthy stuff. But when I get depressed my brain is like, “Um, no.” I’ve learned the safest bet for me is to buy food that I will actually eat and ignore what your grocery bag is “supposed” to look like. There have been month long periods where all I buy is cereal and popcorn. I supplement with fruit and salads when I can. That’s okay, just feed yourself. My best ho tip is to stock up on granola bars that you like. I got through three months of this semester by eating a Clif or Laura bar for every meal during my classes/bus/in bed. Its cheap and its easy and it means you aren’t skipping meals.

Also, buy a water bottle and drink out of it as much as humanly possible.

5. Take your birth control, anti-depressants, vitamins, and whatever else at the same time every night. Put then on your nightstand next to a large jar of m&m’s. Take the pills, eat some m&m’s, have an easier time sleeping knowing that your basic health needs are taken care of.

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Pro-Ho Tip #6

Eating fruit really does make your cum taste better. Having a balanced diet helps period, but definitely adding lots of fruits will do wonders. I know people say eat specific fruits help, but honestly I’m pretty sure you could eat any sweet fruit and that’d do the trick. A healthy ho makes a tasty ho😏😜

[fuwaprince]

unconventional things you can do to feel good:

listen to any of these songs through a pair of earbuds, turn the volume up, and get down bb. shake ya booty. throw your hands up. get your groove on in the mirror and give no fucks for 3 whole minutes [x] [x] [x] [x]

wear a matching set of lingerie or fun, festive boxers (you know the superhero boxers with the capes attatched? those ones) 

shave. your legs, your face, your armpits, shave it all off 

curl your lashes. you don’t even have to put on mascara. sometimes it’s the little things you learn to appreciate about yourselves 

pay for the customer behind you. it’s just something nice you can do while getting coffee. the customer behind you will appreciate it a lot and making others happy tends to make you feel happy too

make your bed- but not in the cleaning way. got a super nice matching pillowcase/sheet set? go put that shit on and make your bed feel comfy as possible. throw on all your stuffed animals and lay in one big cuddle puddle. bonus points for taking all the pillows in the house

power poses dude. do them! stand with your hands on your hips and chin up high! or if you’re sitting down, spread your legs out wide. make yourself look big. this one usually helps me feel more confident 

invite friends over for dinner. make the dinner together. even if you fuck up and it turns out burnt to a crisp and totally inedible, it’s gonna be super fun to make! (you can buy a cheap frozen pizza as a backup ahead of time)

change your hair up. cut it. dye it. curl it. crimp it. gel it. shave it if you’re daring enough! temporary dyes are always fun to play with if your hair is light enough. if not, find all the hair clips and pins in the house and stick them on ya! bonus points for going out to the McDonald’s drive thru with friends looking like that. It’ll be a fun time for you and your cashier

send your followers nice anons and then look back to see how happy they were to get it! this one is always super nice for everyone 

for those of you with longer nails: sharpen them. file them so that they look like cat claws and start ripping paper or drag them along your skin. it feels super weird but in a nice, ticklish way

teach yourself how to wink. smooch the mirror after putting on a bright shade of lipstick. twerk it. just have fun and be silly

get an eyeshadow palette (something cheaper) and make your brows look THICC. I mean HUGE and DARK. wiggle them in the mirror and take some funny selfies or snaps. send them to your crush and see what they say 

go to a thrift store with $10 and see what neat thing you can find! you can treat yourself with a brand new curling iron, clothes, a new blender, or even a fucking COUCH for just $10 if you go to your local goodwill. just go off and venture! you never know what cool items you’ll find and you won’t feel bad about getting it when it costs little to nothing

go to a plant nursery and pick up a few nice house plants. I bought 3 nice house plants for just 9 bucks when I was sad one day and now I have a bunch of fresh herbs that make my room smell awesome 

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[blushingbabyx]

Hey, so I saw this okay TikTok and thought it looked good so here we go

Stripper water

To you water add lemon, a few raspberries (too many will give you cramps) and a slice of frozen peach (make you smell good yknow)

The girl is a stripper and recommended it and honestly imma take it

Have fun my loves xx

[coutured-archived]

[caffeineaddictedsociety]

songs to make you feel like the main character in an indie coming of age movie

‘Fluorescent Adolescent’ by Arctic Monkeys

‘Midnight City’ by M83

‘In The Morning’ by The Coral

‘She’s So Lovely’ by Scouting For Girls

‘Pumpin Blood’ by NO NO NO

‘Teenage Kicks’ by The Undertones

‘Everybody Talks’ by Neon Trees

‘Girls and Boys In Love’ by The Rumble Strips

‘Iris’ by The Goo Goo Dolls

‘Lose It’ by Oh Wonder

‘Tongue Tied’ by Grouplove

‘Little Talks’ by Of Monsters and Men

‘Take a Walk’ by Passion Pit

[queen-of-apricity]

One Month Workout Guide

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[owlmylove]

a word of advice: open your windows. wash your sheets. exfoliate your legs. read a paperback. make your bed. moisturize every inch of your body. go to sleep with soft skin and sheets that smell like the wind and a mind full of words worth dreaming about

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[softdaisie]

✨ confidence tips ✨

🌷 know that everyone has insecurities, but that isn’t what defines us

🌷 repeat positive affirmations to yourself

🌷 remember that life is too short to focus on the hate

🌷 put yourself out there! try new things!

🌷 celebrate your achievements no matter how small they are!

🌷 listen to music that makes you feel like a queen/king

🌷 wear clothes that you’re comfortable in

🌷 focus on yourself, rather than the haters