but only after i finish you!

i am the fire that burns without light. i am the flames that give no warmth. the black phoenix ascends. ---------------------------------------------------------- Independent Dark Pit RP blog. Read rules before interacting.

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PARTY TIME

http://tlk.io/princemarthinthehouse

I decided Marth will be the host~!

[calamitaswrath]

S-support be like

[aseaofquotes]

Rachel Hartman, Seraphina

[blxck-phoenix-blog]

⊰ ⊱

Dark Pit smacked straight into Arachne, their mouths inches apart from each other. He’d fallen forward after trying to avoid a certain purple lump on the ground… Who left an eggplant lying around like that anyway? 

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Time has passed; Arachne was the victor of this challenge. Summoning Lex, her spider companion she headed back to them meeting place. Once they were there she laid herself on her back of Lex’s cushion body. ‘That angel can’t detect prey like I can…’ thinking to herself. Though she’ll admit, he is a determined guy.

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Dark Pit returned after a while, fuming and spitting curses under his breath. Despite the legions of Underworld monsters he'd mown down, not a single one of them happened to be the Eggplant Wizard. Arachne was already waiting for him, all smug with her giant spider.

[sassphicdragoness]

Throws a paper airplane at Link with "happy birthday" written on it AT LIGHTNING SPEED.

Catches the paper airplane with his face.

"Ow."

Opens it up and is… thoroughly confused.

"…Thanks… but my birthday isn’t until December 18th."

[sassphicdragoness]

"Well, my actual birthday isn’t until then, but…” 

Looks at the folded paper and smiles.

"You’re right, this is the date my game series started. I guess it’s like having two birthdays in that sense.”

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He gives a satisfied smirk. (Of course he's right.)

"So, you gonna do anything today? Or no?"

[imbroglione-lokiofasgard]

Kid Icarus Uprising is so unappreciated.

[sppaade]

i hate this video

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but imagine Pit is badly hurt and lying at your door in the cold. will you let him die or bring him to your bed to keep him warm there?

"Easy, I’ll leave him there. He’ll come out of Crisis Mode eventually."

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what the signs crave

aries: knives

taurus: food

gemini: stability

cancer: comfort

leo: compliments

virgo: silence

libra: sleep

scorpio: blood

sagittarius: adventure

capricorn: money

aquarius: your tears

pisces: world peace

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♔

♔ :Finding your muse wearing their clothes

"Normally I would tell someone not to wear my things, but you look adorable Pittoo!"

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//Sorry, I was tempted to make Shulk call him that//

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"Your face is as red as a tomato!" Shulk laughed a little more as he walked over to Dark Pit. "I must say, you pull off the outfit nicely."

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"?!?!??!?!!!" Dark Pit hissed incoherently and wrapped his wings around himself, squirming uncomfortably. "Don't touch me!"

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((WOAH!! guess who's birthday it is today!! *raises hand))

[bamboo-bunny]

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch b) summertime c) adventure time d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

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e) Elimination Time! Ta-da! 

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f) tasting time

[wadewilsonparker]

g) Hammertime

[damnimmortal]

h) Daytime

[worldarcanaoffools]

G)to count up your sins

[hoshinosomari]

H) TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

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I) It’s time to face the light!

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J) Shulk time

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Blxck-pheonix has liked for a starter... Link not specified.

                                                {        Hey, you wouldn’t happen to know                                                     where someone hid the mayo, would                                                      you?                                                        }

     ⊰            The blonde questioned, still shuffling                through multiple containers, none of them                being the topping he’d wanted.                    ⊱

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"Isn't it with the ketchup and stuff? Why would someone hide it?"

There were always multiple bottles stocked at all times, and Dark Pit didn't know why anyone would want all of them at once.

[xnarvaezjr]

w e a k.              I hate that feeling.

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would you agree to let Pit sleep in your bed next to you if he really needed it?

???

?????????

"…In what wild, improbable situation would he need to do that?"

[ponyerrandboy]

Reblog this post with a sample of how the fandom stereotypes your character.

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"don't call me pittoo"

[roleplaysituationsandstuff]

Send one for my muse’s reaction.

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"I adore you."

“You are adorable.”

“I’ll protect you with my life.”

“I wish you would notice me and maybe develop feelings for me.”

“A storm is coming.”

“You are cute but we’re not going to be a thing.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Give me a sign!”

“I want to be your friend.”

“I need you.”

“I hate you!”

“Get over it.”

“That was rude.”

“I’m trying to flirt with you, okay?”

“You are my enemy.”

“I like when you smile.”