Jackey Carkey Housekey

Yo! This is my blog of super cool stuff that I like. Icon by @floatingmegane and header by @bagelthebeagle (it's my puppy Bugger!) both on twitter. I try to tag most things, but sometimes I forget, so lmk. Stay Determined and Be More Positive ^-^

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠ ̡̖͎̹͙͍͙͈̞̲͠͝ͅ ̛͏͞҉̤̪͔͙̥̪̬̭ͅͅＤ̡͍̥̝̻͍͕̭̠̳̺̯͖͢͞Ａ̵̡̧̯͔̭̹͍̰̫͍̘̝̺Ｙ̢̙͙̥̣̬̗̱͓̠̹̝̟̤͟͡͠

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[mawaruu]

gif request meme // asked by anon ↪ Kuragehime +「Episode 1」 “When I was a little girl, my mother took me to an aquarium that had jellyfish. As she looked at the jellyfish, with their tentacles like a princess’s dress, she said… ”Every girl grows up into a beautiful princess.””

[days-e]

Light vs dark

Commission info - here

[f00lishkia-deactivated20220713]

Patches! :D

I received my patches in the mail and a gosh they turned out super awesome! :D if any of you are interested in getting one they are on my shop which you can find here!

[ppppbbt]

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

[wiiwheel]

there is nothing better… than cleaning your room… opening the windows… changing the bedsheets… lighting an incense stick….n just sitting and enjoying ur refreshed space. pure happiness. important 2 ur health and wealth

[g0d-play]

Hey folks!!!  I found 12 sketchbooks laying around and seeing as I’m moving out & could definitely use some spare cash (and not have to pack these up) I’m opening up these quickie commissions for you!!

There’s ONLY 12 slots, $45 CAD (so its even cheaper for you American folks!) with free shipping in Canada and only an extra 5$ shipping to the states of internationally!!

I will draw PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.  I SUPER LOVE:

UR OCS

UR DND CHARACTERS

FANDOM CHARACTER THINGS

SMOOCHES

PPLS

I caaaan draw these but I MIGHT not be the artist for the job:

furries

mech

nsfw

animals of any kind

But if you absolutely insist I will try my hand at drawing any/all of that!  Pls message or shoot me an e-mail if you’re interested: [email protected]

Thanks so much everyone!!

J

[g0d-play]

hey so already got 3/12 slots filled!  If you want yours shipped out by Monday-ish I’ll be drawing these comms tomorrow to ship out by Monday!! <3

[g0d-play]

hMMM  ok i only have 5 slots left I believe!!  //poses at everyone!

[g0d-play]

Hey folks!!!  I found 12 sketchbooks laying around and seeing as I’m moving out & could definitely use some spare cash (and not have to pack these up) I’m opening up these quickie commissions for you!!

There’s ONLY 12 slots, $45 CAD (so its even cheaper for you American folks!) with free shipping in Canada and only an extra 5$ shipping to the states of internationally!!

I will draw PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.  I SUPER LOVE:

UR OCS

UR DND CHARACTERS

FANDOM CHARACTER THINGS

SMOOCHES

PPLS

I caaaan draw these but I MIGHT not be the artist for the job:

furries

mech

nsfw

animals of any kind

But if you absolutely insist I will try my hand at drawing any/all of that!  Pls message or shoot me an e-mail if you’re interested: [email protected]

Thanks so much everyone!!

J

[g0d-play]

hey so already got 3/12 slots filled!  If you want yours shipped out by Monday-ish I’ll be drawing these comms tomorrow to ship out by Monday!! <3

[g0d-play]

hMMM  ok i only have 5 slots left I believe!!  //poses at everyone!

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[airframeextender]

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen until the end

[uppityfemale]

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption. This is unethical. This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.

[caitallolovesyou]

This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.

sources:  http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21 http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8 (and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)

Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people! 

[cwote]

You are wanted. You are loved. You are needed.

Inspired by the wonderful @sheisrecovering

[animalrates]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

[dekserwtithelw]

αξιαγαπητα

[g0d-play]

Hey folks!!!  I found 12 sketchbooks laying around and seeing as I’m moving out & could definitely use some spare cash (and not have to pack these up) I’m opening up these quickie commissions for you!!

There’s ONLY 12 slots, $45 CAD (so its even cheaper for you American folks!) with free shipping in Canada and only an extra 5$ shipping to the states of internationally!!

I will draw PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.  I SUPER LOVE:

UR OCS

UR DND CHARACTERS

FANDOM CHARACTER THINGS

SMOOCHES

PPLS

I caaaan draw these but I MIGHT not be the artist for the job:

furries

mech

nsfw

animals of any kind

But if you absolutely insist I will try my hand at drawing any/all of that!  Pls message or shoot me an e-mail if you’re interested: [email protected]

Thanks so much everyone!!

J

[leikya]

Check out my enamel pin and art commission giveaway!: https://gleam.io/h8qYX/astrogirls-enamel-pin-giveaway-by-naftie

Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/naftie/astrogirls-enamel-pin-series-of-cute-astronaut-gir?

[doujinshi]

[chyrsoprases]

I hope you like host clubs, cat.

[anxietyproblem]

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