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[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

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[mcki]

@ANIMANGACREATORS challenge #3: ALPHABET

R ↠ Ryomen Sukuna

[lucrezia-borgia-archive]

EMILIA CLARKE as DAENERYS TARGARYEN in GAME OF THRONES | 1.01 Winter Is Coming

[daikunart]

[play-doh-slut]

what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

[bantlers-old]

Anyone else feeling incredibly trapped within the circumstances of modern life?

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[cherryots]

Shin-ah, Yona of the Dawn

[tastytoecheese]

[guzhufuren]

Favourite VegasPete Fics pt.1 (in alphabetical order) 

1. Boar Taint by @clandestinegardenias https://archiveofourown.org/works/39231786

“When a boar hasn’t been castrated–-do you know what castration is?” It doesn’t seem wise to admit to that either way, so Pete stays silent. “When a male hog is young, they tie a string around its balls. Tight.” Oh god. He’s actually going to explain it.  

2. It Won’t Hurt (Unless You Want It To)  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39551595  

Pete is dragged unwillingly into The Void by his best friend Porsche. While the man gets a tattoo Pete finds someone interesting and keeps coming back long after his best friend is done with his own art work. Piercer!Vegas 

3. Make you hungry (and then feed you) by @innerreadhead https://archiveofourown.org/works/40703805 

“Smack. Vegas’ fingers make a humiliating noise against swollen, wet flesh of Pete’s p*ssy. It hurts God it hurts.” Just some filthy sex-swap vegaspete p*rn to heal the world

4. Spilled Wine  https://archiveofourown.org/works/40078395 

All Pete saw as the man walked away was a red velvet shirt tugged into tight pants. The wearer seemed to identify as a red flag and was determined to let everyone know. Unfortunately for both him and Pete, red flags were Pete’s favourite kind. 

5.Thorns & Roses by @onstoryladders https://archiveofourown.org/series/3016779  

“C’mon, almost done. Be good for me now”. F*cking hell, he’s doing it on purpose. Pete clenches his jaw and wills his erection away. Like that’s ever worked when he’s this horny.  A VegasPete Tattoo Parlor AU

6. Vegas’ Unconventional Torture Methods https://archiveofourown.org/works/39939864  

Vegas desperately tries to convince himself and everyone around that yes, he is still torturing Pete, and no, he is definitely NOT falling for Pete, and YES, he’s still the fearsome Vegas, he just happens to be stuck in this stupid safe house with his stupid high-maintenance prisoner. Maybe Pete isn’t really the one getting tortured here. Poor Vegas won’t even know what hit him… 

7. We collide when you let go by @ophelleia https://archiveofourown.org/works/39707841 

“Something funny?” Khun Vegas asks, putting on latex gloves. “This is so embarrassing for you.” There’s hesitation in Vegas’ stance, as if he wants to reach out to Pete and slam his head against the metal bar he is chained to. Maybe choke him. But alas, Vegas relents and lets Pete finish. “I’m actually really into this k*nky shit.”– AU where Pete is an assasin sent to kill Vegas, who captures him.

8. When a monster is not a monster? (Oh, when you love it.)  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39762162 

Pete swallows painfully, when his hand twitches, waiting for the rattling sound of chains but there is only silence. He doesn’t know if he’s relieved or disappointed. To be honest, he isn’t holding a grudge against Vegas for catching and torturing him; it was something that the main family would do as well to someone who would try to infiltrate them. That’s how this business works, there is no place for traitors and moles. Pete knew what he was getting into when he went to find evidence against Vegas. He knew that he could be imprisoned, tortured and killed, fuck, he knew exactly what Vegas was capable of and he still went. But he hates Vegas for making him like it. It’s all his fault. He did something to Pete to make him like it so much. He shouldn’t have enjoyed it. It was wrong. 

9. Who Takes It Better  https://archiveofourown.org/works/40018665  

“So you want to try with Kinn, but you don’t know how!” “I know how, Pete. It’s been done to me so many times that I definitely can’t not know how to do it.” “Right. Me too,” Pete chuckles. “Maybe I should try. Maybe we both should.” Porsche nearly chokes on his beer. “What, like… together?!” “No, you idiot! You with Kinn and me with Vegas!” “Oh.” “Nah, you’re right,” Pete smirks. “I bet Kinn wouldn’t do it.” Pete and Porsche make a bet to see whose boyfriend can take c*ck better. That’s it, that’s the fic.

[agapintheskin]

Vegas happily cooking for Pete (nothing bad happened after this.)

[naser-art]

It always comes back to him 😍

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[taylrartz]

Some Royai cuz yall know Hawkeye and Mustang are the greatest🙏🙌

[the-chikyuu-times]

[urheartsamess]

biblebuild for kinnporsche memo 03

[portpebble]

Step One: Open the fanfiction Step Two: Read the first few lines Step Three:

Step Four: Close the fanfiction Step Five: Repeat process for an indefinite amount of time

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger