yachts dont have sails

in this house we love the christiansens.

[sophiamanioart]

;) 

[ladyshinga]

behold, my favorite realization today. once i realized it, the text had to go on a picture so it’s internet official now

[joisbishmyoga]

Conversely, every margarita is a perfect summoning circle.

[teal-deer]

That’s because they’re full of spirits.

[mangoshibi]

Top quality and  essential cryptid hunting gear 

[not160cm]

CRAIG: No, but really, take the protein shake. 

[bihanny]

Welcome to the neighbourhood, nerd

[josephchristlansen]

joseph christiansen apologists dont interact

[dilfgmancoolatta]

op stans for joseph christiansen

[josephchristlansen]

[goingloco]

Kissing noises

[billionairedaddyhell]

Sweet boy

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[oldstupidtemplarnsfw]

To get drunk - 10$

To carve figurines out of wood - 50$

To show under-pullover knives - 100$

To suffer and crying from a failed life - 1000$

To fuckin’ kiss fuckin’ Christiansen - pricelessly<3

[bihanny]

would damien kiss betsy’s snoot all day? 

yes. 

absolutely.

[oldstupidtemplarnsfw]

The big kinky boys

[oldstupidtemplarnsfw]

[7clubs]

No need to be scared of some Dover ghost anymore, this nerd-goth is enough of a cryptid for you~

also ok. corny. I love smallmarch. I love Rob in his red sweater/longsleeves. I luv Dames in his civvies, mostly. I went overboard on this. Enjoy :3c

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[mimorugk]

Doodles I made today: 

1. One of the “joke” Robert would use. 

2. some chibi of my dadsona and Robert, yes my dadsona is short (5′5″)

3. A sketch of my 2nd favorite dad

[incorrect-ddaddy-quotes-deactiv]

Brian: What do you wanna eat?

Dadsona: Doesn’t matter.

Brian:…..

Brian: Butter.

Dadsona: What?

Brian: Butter.

Dadsona: N-no..

Brian: *crosses arms* I thought it didn’t matter, Chicken.

Dadsona: *whips out tub of butter*

Dadsona: I’m not a chicken.

[damnienbloodmarch]

[dejavidetc]

…basically, how I see smallmarch vs roseph