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K . ancient one . latina ~🦋: bobafcks.bsky.social

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[enthyrea]

i too can make a twins au

[jackabbot]

Kim Mu-yeol as Jung Tae-seok in THE GANGSTER, THE COP, THE DEVIL

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[pmamtraveller]

Kathleen Jennings

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[horrortvfilmsource]

Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) dir. Wes Craven

[wingdingery]

will die on the hill of “dead dove: do not eat” DOES NOT MEAN “there are various unspecified things in here that might disturb you, so be warned”

it means “i know the contents of this bag (a dead dove) may be upsetting, so i have labeled the outside very clearly with what is inside (a dead dove), and if you look inside, you should not be surprised to find a dead dove, because that’s what the label very explicitly says is inside the bag”

i realize this is a losing battle because enough people have made it mean the other thing as to make the tag totally useless, but seeing people argue over what it should mean gives me a headache because it literally could not be clearer

[bobafvcks]

Watching the original X-men cartoon and Wolverine’s “I go where I wanna go” lives rent free in my head

[bobafvcks]

the lines in this show are so 90s

Jubilee’s ex-foster parents: You will come and visit us, won’t you?

Jubilee: Does a mall babe eat chili fries?

Amazing. Truly.

[bobafvcks]

Watching the original X-men cartoon and Wolverine’s “I go where I wanna go” lives rent free in my head

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[bugdotjpeg]

They Cloned Tyrone is definitely one of my favorite movies. that shit is so fucking good and no one I ever talk to knows what it is it's fuckin tragic

[dyskoplai]

Not to be a yaoi beast but fontaine and isaac need to make out so bad

[sipping-ambrosia-wine]

i wish they cloned tyrone got the sinners treatment. perfect horror movie perfect scifi movie perfect comedy perfect mystery movie perfect thriller perfect sociopolitical commentary i wont even call it satire bc they WERE doing that shit. perfect intergenerational trauma movie where the generations is a series of clones. what didnt she do

[gresit]

Man, I ain't with this X-Files shit. THEY CLONED TYRONE (2023) dir. Juel Taylor

[milowing]

everyone in the world should watch they cloned tyrone immediately i think

[bobafvcks]

Ngl the scene in They Cloned Tyrone when Fontaine finds out the truth about his mom fucks me up every time.

This movie is a little bit sci fi and a little bit comedy but it’s a lot kind of fucked up dystopian horror at the same time. Cause what the fuck?