My Life of FAYM

Spreading the Word of Bob for 12 of my 26 years. Fuck all you motherfuckers.

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8 New Songs coming out tonight!!!!!! Watch the live stream from the Saxon Pub to hear all 8 songs played live. Sign up for the Song Club to download all 8 songs at 10pct tonight! And, the cherry on top: to listen to Bob’s awesome commentary about each song on his new podcast.

Songs being released tonight:

Bad Stuff

Blew Me Away

Easier With You

Goodwill

Somewhere Far Away

Unsayable

We Love The Most

When The Sky Is Blue

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postal fever, dow jones, nsync, rolling stones nasdaq, taliban, income tax, vidal salon crack babys, school prayer, columbine, electric chair world hunger dot com it’s time to drop the honeybomb

it’s time to make the world a better place let your love lay your fears to waste   cause everything you think you know is wrong it’s time to get together and drop the honeybomb

ethnic cleansing, cia, ghetto nation, get away global warming, national debt, unemployment, bio threat hunger strikers, income gaps, hate crimes, office max mtv and teenage moms it’s time to drop the honeybomb

it’s time to make the world a better place let your love lay your fears to waste   cause everything you think you know is wrong it’s time to get together and drop the honeybomb

it’s time to let the light shine from within don’t fight the feeling baby just give in doesn’t matter who you are or where you’re from It’s time to get together and drop the honeybomb

got to get mine then get yours got to get his then get hers It’s all about the cars, the cash, the clothes got to get me some of those nike, diesel, gucci, saks dolce and gabbana slacks abercrombie, prada, gap just can’t get enough of that

greed, sloth, and ignorance there is circumstantial evidence that what we seem to hold so dear only seems to nurture fear distrust and drives the world apart brings us down and breaks our hearts but this is the storm before the calm it’s time to drop the honeybomb

it’s time to make the world a better place let your love lay your fears to waste   cause everything you think you know is wrong it’s time to drop that honeybomb

it’s time to let the light shine from within don’t fight the feeling baby just give in doesn’t matter who you are or where you’re from it’s time to get together and drop the honeybomb

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Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

Bob Schneider (via endarken-ed)

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Strangeland

You are a strange and unknown land As hot as summer sand You’re my favorite brand My always ever yes I can I don’t know who you are I don’t know who I am

Your laughter’s the shape of grass It draws the curtains on my past Your smile’s a diagram Of some lost forgotten plan I don’t know who you are I don’t know who I am

But I believe that

I was the sky I was the sky I was the sky And you were the world you were the world I don’t know what the world is now

I’ve tried to find a way to sing about the meaningless of everything I thought I could, I guess I can’t It’s too hard to understand I don’t know who you are now I don’t know who I am

But I believe that

I was the sky I was the sky I was the sky And you were the world you were the world I don’t know what the world is now

-B. Schneider https://bobschneidermusic.bandcamp.com/track/strangeland-2

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For your listening pleasure. Frunk All You Motherfrunkers

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I will go through this life and never know who I am or why I’m here or what I’m doing or why I’m doing it but that’s ok, it’s what we do every day, everywhere all around the world uh huh

I know my name and take the word of everything I’ve ever heard  like my father and my father’s father it’s the way we’ve always done it and the way we always will uh huh 

yeah we’re making it up, we’re making it all up what else can we do? yeah we’re making it up, we’re making it all up it’s the only way to get through ‘cause life’s so hard and life’s alright but i’m here with you tonight mm hmm

and jesus gonna welcome me up into heaven when I get there on the day that I die and I can say for sure that I’ll be able as well as I am able to look him in the eye and say, HEY  I did what I could with what I was given which really wasn’t much just made to do this living, and I lived it up but I’ve been forgiving myself ever since

and we’re making it up, we’re making it all up what else can we do?  yeah we’re making it up, we’re making it all up ‘cause not knowing shit ain’t cool and life’s so hard, but life’s alright 'cause I’m here with you tonight and that’s alright,  that’s alright that’s alright yeah that’s alright 

and there’s more to life, more than what you see and if it’s true that life’s a dream I wanna keep dreaming dreaming, here with you yeah, that I’m alright, I’m alright and maybe so are you   that I’m alright, I’m alright and maybe so are you, maybe so are you maybe so are you maybe so are you maybe so are you maybe 

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Bob Schneider slaying the audience with his sweet sweet lovemaking last Friday night at the new Antone's in downtown Austin

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Artwork by Central IL artist Burn353

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What do you say when you’ve seen it all? The good and the bad and how far they fall...the dark to light, the light to dark, well it makes no sense it just breaks your heart. Well you do what’s always been done, a million times before, now a million and one - 

Sing about, sing about, sing about, sing about love.

Sing about Brian and the day he met Nancy in the streets in Laraquete  Sing about Laura and her big grey eyes Sing about time and how it flies Sing about the way that we must go  Sing about the devil that you know, love  Sing about love. Sing about love...love. Sing about...

You sing about god from the heart not the head Sing a lullaby before you go to bed You sing about the way life can break you in half and make you lose faith. Sing about the awful way it feels to lose someone you love. Sing about, sing about love. Love. Sing about...

Snowflakes on your tongue  Sing about being young And getting older every day  ‘Bout the way life’s supposed to be  ‘Bout the bottom of the big blue sea But mostly you sing about love. You sing about love, sing about love Sing about love

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The Incredible Year

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Bob Schneider and his Moonlight Orchestra present their annual holiday show this Saturday, Nov. 28 at Bass Concert Hall.

This video put me so deep into Christmas mode. Oh oh oh. This is the best thing that has ever happened.

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So ready for this. #kingkong #lonelyland #bobschneider

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Top 5 Best, Most Underrated Songs by Bob Schneider - according to me.

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Bob’s instagram --> the most glorious land in all the interwebs: https://instagram.com/bob_schneider_music/

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Party at Blues on the Green

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Remember all those hours and hours you spent listening to FRUNK on repeat? Just relentlessly obsessing over Bob’s live show recordings, relishing and reliving every song rendition, every joke, and every ludicrous antic? Remember all the people you tried to share FRUNK with, trapping them in your car for roadtrips and making them listen, gracing their ears with his deep voice and wildly inappropriate humor? And how CRAZY everyone thought you were all these years?

Our time has come, friends. 

Bob wants to create a collection titled "I Can't Believe I Said That," made up of stories, rants, and funny moments from his live shows - submitted by his FANS!!

Submit your favorite Bob moments by emailing the audio files to [email protected], and if your submission is chosen, you’ll get a download of the final compilation! 

Rad. It’s all finally paying off you guys. 

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White girl, Greek wedding: featuring "Making Rain" by Bob Schneider