Lauren McKinney

DICKBUTT

[mjalti]

no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don’t think it’s you. It’s def me.

[uglypnis]

how many dead bodies do you think are in the ocean?

[zackisontumblr]

staying up late with other humans is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and like a what is this feeling

[onlytwitterpics]

[reece-xo-deactivated20200924]

Neck Deep | A Part Of Me.

[humorprince]

[bobbyhillofficial-blog]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[whatevskies-blog]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[arulam]

[blackfairypresident]

me as a doc

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

[ahotknife]

things to stop romanticizing:

bruises

smoking

relationships where one person is underage

sadness/loneliness/desperation

things to romanticize:

flowers

dogs

instrumental film soundtracks

dwayne “the rock” johnson

[zankiegrance]

That one gay ass dude who can’t see they’re gay af

[patrik-star]

oh honey……

[udjosh-deactivated20151223]

when ur followers are still following u even after u shitpost so much

[alvvayshuei-deactivated20150901]

THis fucking show.

[alritepetal]

do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

[nickandros-deactivated20150105]

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song